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Taking a screen shot with your eyes
Reminds me of Better Off Ted, don’t know why that show was ever cancelled.
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just having the single greatest flight of my life
(lemmy.world)
I board as per usual without a hiccup on my flight from Denver to LA and I sit in my usual aisle seat. Waves of people walk past me for several minutes until the line trickles out and I realize that the doors are closed and I HAVE THE WHOLE ROW TO MYSELF!!
I am absolutely hyped this has never happened to me. I can fucking lay down in economy! Then I look across the aisle and my aisle buddy has a full row too! We high five everything is fucking fantastic.
Then the rub, I hear a guy two rows back ask for a new seat… I very literally prayed to a god I don’t believe in to spare me this night, and let me tell you god is real. I feel so bad for my aisle buddy though because the Kevin ended up sitting with him.
Let me tell you, reader, that is not all.
I set up my backpack as a pillow and chilled for a while before the drink cart came down. I figure I’m celebrating a big win so I decide to ask for a jack and coke for the first time on a flight. My flight attendant, this sweet sweet man, hands me TWO MINI JACK DANIELS AND A WHOLE CAN OF COKE FOR FREE!!! Do you hear what I am telling you??
I am fucking FLYING tonight bois. Not only do I get a whole row to my self despite all the odds, I also get two free drinks, AND IM CUTE!!! Fuck I feel good.
Yeah, people generally don’t like questioning the version of reality they based their lives on. Too much thinky-work. At least you tried.
It’s a good thing Lincoln didn’t live today. With talk like that he would have been labeled a communist or enemy of the elite, and there probably would have been some conspiracy plot to kill him… oh wait.
How is this not the onion?
I unironically agree. 2nd place looks more like a dog, but 1st place feels more like a dog.
This is to be expected with low earth orbit (LEO) satellites. The orbit will decay fairly quickly and with so many satellites needed for a LEO constellation this is going to be business as usual. I’m curious if this number is any more than what they expected, but it’s not big news.
He is such a disappointment to me. Early Peterson was just a clinical psychologist who actually gave a shit about men’s mental health. You could filter out his religion and actually get something out of it. Then he turned into… something else.
Book Shrek absolutely F U C K S
Founder of cynicism and famously lived in a barrel. Certified based.
Yeah these fuckin nerds are using logic and thought to understand the world.
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