switching from "Bane was based apart from when he wanted to nuke Gotham" to "Bane was based even though he wanted to nuke Gotham" to "Bane was based because he wanted to nuke Gotham" (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago by GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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i am coping and fucking seething because whyesseff has not added my :bane-drip: emoji, i am putting a fatwa on her name over this incredibly minor grievance smh

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

I'm still mad that because of the Nolan movies, Bane went from badass South American mercenary to White guy with breathing problems

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Bane in the Harley Quinn series is best Bane imo

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

The Young Justice version edges him out because he's voiced by Danny Trejo

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Or "Bane had no real ideology and the whole 'nuke Gotham to fulfill Ra's Al Ghul's stupid-ass plan to bring down a center of supposed decadence' is at best fascist, at worst cruelty for cruelty's sake by killing millions of working class people alongside a few cops and fatcat capitalists"

Pretending the Nolan movies could allow anything but the tersest tints of fash ideology is... idek.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

Bane said death to the first world unlimited genocide.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

It also allows naive liberalism as a prelude to fascism

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

i have a lot of schoolwork kitty-cri

[-] raven@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

We should make a comm for jocks to post their homework and the nerds can do it for them. That's what communism is.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

don't listen to these ingrates, I remember when we had to wait six months to get an emoji and it made me strong

[-] context@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

arm-L spaghett arm-R

[-] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Ur good. Like emizeko said, we made do without new emojis for a long time before. Also did you reorganize the the categories recently? Looks good

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

been doing that passively over the last couple months stalin-approval

[-] SkibidiToiletFanAcct@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

for you!

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

I like how the cops are so stupid that all of them are trapped in a tunnel and then they're the antifa-coded real superheroes who are brave enough to stand up to a mercenary army with a nuke.

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

Also a criminal lack of Mitt Romney emojis to riff off of this with

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

Ritt Momney and he has huge double D milkers

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

:tit-romney:

liberty-weeping

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

we have the technology

[-] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

i feel you, my best emoji work never gets added sad-boi

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

:rowlet-oh-noes:

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

We still don't have a :biggs:

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Bane was based because he wanted to nuke Gotham

hexbear-posadist posadist-nuke

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Bane was funny.

[-] pacifist@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

A Class Analysis of Joker and The Dark Knight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ffkn3MPXGs Fire vid I just found that talks about Bane in The Dark Knight Rises as well @21:38 :D