Biden has the most hilarious family head canon:

His wife was killed by drunk driver (Here is that driver's full name, IP address, and photos of his house)

He doesn't know when his son died, but he died in Iraq

His uncle was eaten by cannibals

His family was poor during the Depression, his grandfather definitely wasn't a US Oil executive.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/politics/fact-check-biden-amtrak-grandfather-pittsburgh-bridge-debt/index.html

edit: Sorry, I have a lot of tabs, I meant to post this in the appropriate thread: https://hexbear.net/comment/4820267

Communists referring to people they want to kill: "Deeply Unserious"

Libs responding to people they want to kill: "Hope this helps"

who else?

Wobbly?

The bold rhetorical technique of "lying"

How does one become so well known as a zionist with no game, that when a journalist decides to write an article, they think to interview you?

• "Race traitor" definition of tankie (AES citizens aren't described as tankies, Communist leaders today and historically aren't identified as tankies. only westerners who admire the former categories can be tankies)
• Study is entirely focused to reddit communities (a platform used exclusively by losers and cranks)
• "Data Driven understanding" but it's just the authors own conjured impression that Tankies care more about "state-driven events" and not "policing, climate change, healthcare, housing". Author should choose a random PSL branch instagram and see what they post about if they believe this.
• "Acceptance of X narratives" - making a conclusion based on analysis. Fuck, just because you disagree with someone, doesn't mean you can write them as if they're not reasoning, coherent, analytical agents. this baseline applies to chuds too if one was to seriously try and understand them also.

The aldi 2 state solution is funny though. here's a better one though:

assigned voter at birth.

finally got scheduled for top disenfranchisement.

our memes can get a bit obtuse also:

Engineers on their 4th straight week of crunch; No amount of weighting or learning sets are able to make an AI that wont translate Itadakimasu as "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub". One team tried making an AI that just reads the finished script, and replaces just that one phrase with a better translation, but for reasons no one can understand, it breaks every time they try and deploy it.

it's the Index fund of takes. Vulgar anti-americanism makes you right 90% of the time, which far outperforms all the "nuanced" liberal perspectives.