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[–] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 133 points 2 years ago (12 children)

In response to a comment explaining that neither ship was Chinese:

And this is why China needs to stop being gigantic bullies and jerks in those waters. It leads to tensions where even routine stupid collisions in very crowded waters are instantly assumed to be hostile actions. If this had been a Chinese ship that had been struck, the Chinese would have instantly reacted the same way and they would have started howling for blood before the facts were known. Until China dials down the aggression, this area is a powder keg that they have created and sparks are flying every day. Today's mishap was another spark and everybody is lucky that the shooting didn't start. It's up to the Chinese to stop this and dial back the tension.

edit: wow, the China trolls are out for this comment! Sorry, kids. Have a nice afternoon.

michael-laugh

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 103 points 2 years ago (1 children)

edit: wow, the China trolls are out for this comment! Sorry, kids. Have a nice afternoon.

nerd

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago

I am the main character of the universe and am so important that the Chinese government is personally targeting me.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 91 points 2 years ago

If China had done it, they would've reacted the same way. Why are they such bullies in this scenario I made up in my head? Now I'm angry, which is also China's fault! angery

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 69 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

The absolute dressing on this is how many of these dipshits immediately thought it was Chinese, without realizing if that were the case the headline would be something akin to 'Three dead and dozens injured after Chinese vessel collides with Philippines fishing merchant after taking dangerous route'.

The media is already nearly as sinophobic as possible and it STILL isn't good enough for these baying hounds.

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[–] KarlBarqs@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nobody tell Redditors about Reddit Island's policies regarding the South China Sea.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The icing on this turd is that the US just started their war games with the Philippines in the South China Sea yesterday projection

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

Lol remember when the US fired their wunderwaffle HIMARS in their last round of exercises with the Philippines? They launched the missiles at a target hulk and all of them missed. They basically went "well, if that was a Chinese ship they'd be real scared."

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[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago (2 children)

China made me shit my pants

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[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

projection luminosity levels rivalling a quasar

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[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 110 points 2 years ago (3 children)

[–]HuJimX 37 points 4 hours ago yeah it’s definitely China’s fault that a Korean vessel sunk a Filipino fishing boat. fuckin mao ze dong

[–]stoopidmothafunka [score hidden] an hour ago I'm sure you're not personally invested in China's reputation, Hu Jim

"Hate the government, not the people"

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 110 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Possibly Chinese person: actual argument

Cracker: have you considered that you’re asiatic?

[–] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago

Nick Mullen: "uhh, you're Chinese"

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago

Oh shit, sometimes I forget that.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 92 points 2 years ago (1 children)

hmm... you wish to comment on matters of international politics? have you made sure you're on the list of approved races?

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 75 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Let me get out my chart here us-foreign-policy

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[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 104 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Really incredible stuff. Even after learning it was a Korean ship they manage to blame China chefs-kiss

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 102 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

"Well the fact that I immediately jumped to blaming China in my head just shows how bad they really are! Not a dipshit btw"

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[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

Reddit has recognized our claim. Now is the time for China to reclaim our wayward tributary state. Once again the king of Choseon shall bow to the Middle Kingdom.

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 79 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is a word for people hating a particular ethnic group with zero rational reasons.

I wonder what that word is

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)

All those dorks talking about the mandate of heaven in an extremely orientalist way. Did Liz Truss have the divine right of kings? Lmao

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It always tickles me when Westerners talk about "face" and "saving face". Like bruh are you seriously going to tell me you don't understand the concept of doing things to avoid embarrassment?

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[–] PosadistInevitablity@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes she just lost it extremely quickly to a lettuce

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[–] beef_curds@hexbear.net 75 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

jfc, it's the whole comment section. I expected a few assholes. Then they keep posting through it after they're objectively wrong.

We're so hosed.

Like, reddit libs can't even remember when they used to think orange-man silly because he's obsessed with China.

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[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 72 points 2 years ago

Haters become waiters at the table of success. xi-lib-tears

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 68 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I scrolled down one random interval, saw some redditor talking about the Mandate of Heaven, and dipped.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Guys, did you know that the Chinese have this crazy mystical belief that...

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... people get rebellious when their lives are bad? Wild shit."

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[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 68 points 2 years ago

At a certain point I've become a little impressed with how deeply they've managed to embed those brainworms in redditors. The ones that aren't outright bots are more worm than brain by now

[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago (5 children)

America NEEDS a sinister enemy to function.

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[–] neo@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Casually racist website. Just like after 9/11 when it was very OK to to be casually racist against anyone who was tan skinned or appeared to be of a middle eastern descent and muslim.

Just like back then, I predict in a few years we will get the rebound effect where we have episodes of a tv show or a movie where a Chinese character will appear to be the villain but actually help the white protagonist against the real villain (chinese state, or american defector to china). This is Hollywood's version of DEI.

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[–] YuccaMan@hexbear.net 58 points 2 years ago (3 children)

As a would-be academic historian, it makes my blood boil when these ignorant chickenhawks bring up the Mandate of Heaven as though that concept still had any political currency in China whatsoever

[–] plov_mix@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (10 children)

Grew up in China and did college in US. First time I read about “mandate of Heaven” in English-language histories of China I had to look it up cuz I had no idea what they were talking about, even with guess work

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Liberals are so bloodthirsty

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[–] equinox@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

A few comments down threw some sense into the mix saying it sounds like astroturfing is at least playing some role, and someone linked a very interesting web archive link: Reddit admins accidentally reveal "Eglin Air Force base as the most "Reddit addicted city", from 2013. (and here's a link to the web archive page if the original reddit post goes missing)

I found this paper that a Redditor said was funded by Eglin which shows how to influence conversations online and control majority opinion, but keep in mind I haven't read the paper nor looked any deeper into the authors so take it with a grain of salt, unless you wanna look further.

Edit: apparently the official explanation is that Eglin is where military VPN traffic goes through, so everyone browsing Reddit on military networks does through Eglin. Kinda sus but seems reasonable imo

[–] Ossay@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago (3 children)

having all vpn traffic go through the same military base seems like it would be a major vulnerability

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[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

lmao stop reading worldnews. It's been a shithole since its founding and won't ever change.

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[–] ImOnADiet@lemmygrad.ml 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Honestly im kinda shocked there were a ton of normal people shitting on racist redditors in that thread compared to usual

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[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago

I personally believe that Redditors are constantly braying for Chinese blood and this unrelated collision just happened to occur.

[–] PosadistInevitablity@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Evil motherfuckers

No other words for this behavior

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not only that, but the vessel they struck was a large tanker or container vessel. Unless the fishermen were in a sailboat, the bigger boat had right of way.

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

ah well nevertheless

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The comic of the kid setting up a room full of monster decorations and then crying on the floor because it scared him

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[–] SoloboiNanook@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is legitimately one of the most unhinged threads i have ever seen and that is truly saying something.

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