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I know posting Will Stancil is practically cheating but Jesus Christ

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 71 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wake me up when the brunch crowd engages in a shootout with the klan

[–] MizuTama@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Can the socdems finish their entryism and send these bastards back to brunch alright?

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 5 months ago

Best they can do is shoot other no kings protesters

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 50 points 5 months ago

Showing up to one protest basically makes you MLK.

[–] nefertum@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago

Does this guy still think black people are 3/5ths of a person or something?

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The amount of reeducation the west requires is staggering.

Also, Is the person they are replying to talking about the frogs? Because the frogs are fine IMO. Lol its surprisingly organized, inflatable mutual aid.

We live in clown world, let the libs be clowns.

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 5 months ago

imo the original frog was great but no kings is where good activism goes to die. like their marshals are wannabe cops, down to the murdering bystanders

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

The civil rights movement arguably started the day the translatlantic slave trade started if not before then…and it’s STILL not done. What are civil rights groups fighting for? Well, white people getting off everyone’s backs, for starters.

No Kings is just marginally different from what chuds fight for: a right to complete and utter ignorance. They just want their next Obama so they can go back to ignoring the fascism around them.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Uh huh. You got a source on that buddy?

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

berdly-smug You think you have got me, but it is I who has got you. Just refer to the chart: BAM! us-foreign-policy

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This reminds me of when they did the big Remain protest in London and all the pundits were claiming it was bigger than the Iraq War protests. So insulting, and revealing of certain grudges imo

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

it was bigger than the Iraq War protests

Massive self-own even if true. "Yes, I am a British pundit and I just want to confirm we ARE selfish murderers. Thank you for your attention." Be more ashamed, lol.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

On the one hand they are immensely infuriating, being so smug about being so confidently wrong. But on the other hand, these people know nothing, they know no history, they know no theory and where would they even know it from having grown up in a culture that deliberately miseducated them. It is like listening to children talk about space lasers or robots. They are dangerous and they should be prevented from spreading their ignorance to others but is there any point in being mad at them?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

Im mad at people who are smug while being willingly ignorant. They know they have no clue what they're talking about. It is like listening to children and that's what's irritating. They arent. They're grown ups and should behave as such. If they dont know anything and dont want to learn they should shut the fuck up, don't voice your opinion if it's worse than useless

[–] roux@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wasn't it 50501 who were telling black people to not come to their protests because they didn't want them stirring up trouble?

[–] footfaults@lemmygrad.ml 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They were also lecturing people, telling people to bring American flags and show how patriotic they are

[–] Ferrous@lemmy.ml 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

50501 is more about reclaiming American patriotism than it is about addressing the issues that let fascism fester.

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago

addressing the issues that let fascism fester

Such as American patriotism, lol.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Yeah that was also really tone-deaf.

[–] WildWeezing420@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They hired chud security agents that murdered an armed anarchist that was threatening nobody

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[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

Most intelligent twitter user

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

maybe libs can be appealed to through idealistic nonsense math equations

yes you increased n but what about the multiplier?! newsflash-asshole

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

Protesters per capita

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fucks sake

Like we need reeducation camps. Seriously.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Everyone should at LEAST have one mandatory high school teacher who doesnt take shit from students and makes them do a good job. Mr. LeBlanc, I love how you absolutely terrified every student, cause those fuckers didnt measure up. Him handing back essays without even grading them and telling kids this trash doesnt pass muster, he'd been teaching for 40 years and knows what regurgitation looks like and to come back in a week with something that has thought put into it. We got along great, I changed his view on the fundamental nature of competition.

[–] Jaclope@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

Good lord.

At the upcoming No Kings, there are some smaller groups trying to steer the message towards actual concrete goals and put more focus on Gaza, ICE/DHS, and actionable issues. At least on the West Coast US.

The last one was "orange man toupée" shit, as per usual. Expecting this one to be similar

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

My plan? Oh, IDK.. something more organized, agitating, with actual goals and demands with continuous pressure, and worker power... but who knows? I'm not American so I wouldn't know lol

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

Nobody wants to say what really needs to be done because the first person who breaches that barrier gets disappeared. We're all cowards. Or more realistically, we are all aware of what we can and can't say for our own survival. Good times!

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You can tell when they get flustered cause they pull out the old "oh yeah, then what's your idea smart guy??"

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No Kings

What that even suppose to mean, it's like they actively trying to get furthest from grass as possible.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Funniest part is that there have been affiliated protests in other countries like Canada, but they used a different name so that they wouldn't offend their monarchy lmao

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 5 months ago

Lol losers, deposing a monarch is like 3 metres deep below the barest minimum of radicalism and they can't clear even it.

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 months ago

Bigger, perhaps.

But the Civil Rights Movement actually leveraged power. No Kings is just... A display of puns on signs.

That said, join a socialist org, read Lenin's Left Wing Communism an Infantile Disorder, and start doing some organizing at the No Kings events on your area, instead of just getting in sick dunks on the Heptagon Badger website.

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

What's your plan though? I'm all ears!

Kill one hostage per hour until it sorts itself out.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Vibes is king in modern understanding of the world

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Did Stancil literally cry when he saw somebody holding up a homemade sign of Baby Trump in a soiled diaper?

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Wasn't the Women's March bigger? About as effective either way, and the pussy hats made for better souvenirs

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Will Stanceless

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Who's got good agitprop I can hand out at this event?

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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

But there is a King in America - a God King. We print it on it's image in every piece of currency. IN GOD WE TRUST.

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