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Vaccines for me, but not for thee.
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this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2025
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I mean I can believe it, he's a rich man with the best healthcare in the world.
Abstaining from tobacco and alcohol helps a lot too. Many proles succumb to those in an attempt to cope with the stresses imposed by capitalism.
Also persistent heightened levels of cortisol and other stress hormones can really wreck your body
Which can also be caused by anxiety disorders and the various untreated aliments working class people are not allowed to have/be treated for.
He's also notoriously addicted to amphetamine
Yeah I suppose also the best doctors in the world can't help you if you won't follow their advice
Do you actually believe this? It seems to be liberal speculative copium
Amphetamines can be legally prescribed and become a doctor-sanctionned addiction. It might be false or it might be true, since it's nothing out of the ordinary I assumed there must be something to it. Contrary to liberals I don't think drug addiction is a moral failure, unlike many other things he did and keeps doing
The baby blood does make wonders
President Donald J. Trump remains in exceptional health, exhibiting strong cardiovascular, pulmonary, neurological, and physical performance.
lmao
The handsome surgeon generals said I can dunk from the free throw line, we love it!
I, for one, am completely in favor of him surrounding himself with complete sycophants charged with his health
He needs his own Theodor Morell
fibrillation and seizures are "strong performances"
Except for that incident where half his face was melting off and the multiple occasions where his hands got a cadaverous pallor and that one disease where his blood vessels are actively rebelling against having to stay in his body, he's doing fantastic.
Many people are saying I'm one of the healthiest people of all time! 
Neurologicals? Very strong.
All these anti-vaxx ghouls in the wh have their shots, dying for that shit is for the rubes and social media influencers.
See also that time Biden had a school gym retrofitted with giant exhaust fans during his campaign, or that time a journalist wanted to meet with Fauci and was told to follow way stricter protocol than the public had been told to.
i'm gonna start sending one of these out every time my pee is clear
It's so annyoying every Trump cultist is now an anti-vaxxer and anti-seed oil of any kind drone. They bring it up, along with other culture war grievances all the time.
I’m most annoyed by chem trails being a normal conversation now. That was like a joke I thought
Just tell them that the chemtrails contain a substance that causes people to believe in conspiracy theories.
gf goes to gymnastics class every Wednesday and the coach genuinely believes in them lmfao
Not only anti-vax but also pro-sickness. Lots of them get you intentionally sick now and lambast you for trying to stay healthy - while also being pro-eugenics.
Cant even follow their leader right no wonder he doesnt care about them
Summary: President Donald J. Trump remains in exceptional health, exhibiting strong...
Put "strong" on there. Gotta be strong. Put "strong" on there.
Yes, Mr. President.
Because I'm strong and powerful. So "strong" has to be there.
Yes, Mr. President.
Vaxxed?
OK, let's see... "Dr. Alex Plain," sounds like a tremendous loser, I wouldn't want him anywhere near me. "Dr. Charles Khan" Khan! Dr. Khan! Has like a ring to it but I don't know, sounds like it could be from Azermenia or Iraq or something. Ok moving on, Sally this, John that... wow everyone has horrible names, terrible names. These are the doctors that Barack Hussein! Obama has given us. Just terrible people all around. I will have another chat with Jared, this is complet--
Wait what's this? Barbarella? Dr. Sean P. Barbarella! Now that's a big, beatiful name. Tremendously strong middle initial and we do love Barbarella. What a beautiful woman. Hollywood wasn't woke back then. Maybe we should make another Barbarella and show the world that America is trully great again but that's a great name, wait till Barron hears about it, maybe he can direct the new movie... Oh yes, I will tell Jared I've found my new doctor, Dr. Sean Pee Barbarella.
Medically speaking, exceptional isn't always a good thing to say. It sounds good, but... It's not always good. I do wonder if he meant it in the lay sense or the medical exception sense?