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[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago (5 children)

President Donald J. Trump remains in exceptional health, exhibiting strong cardiovascular, pulmonary, neurological, and physical performance.

lmao

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

The handsome surgeon generals said I can dunk from the free throw line, we love it!

trump-anguish

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

fibrillation and seizures are "strong performances"

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I, for one, am completely in favor of him surrounding himself with complete sycophants charged with his health

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

He needs his own Theodor Morell

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Except for that incident where half his face was melting off and the multiple occasions where his hands got a cadaverous pallor and that one disease where his blood vessels are actively rebelling against having to stay in his body, he's doing fantastic.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Many people are saying I'm one of the healthiest people of all time! a-little-trolling Neurologicals? Very strong.