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[–] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Nurgle’s strongest soldier

[–] hedd616@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

bet he's climbing those cult stairs in such a pace that deamonhood is not just a goal but a mean

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 20 points 6 days ago

„All the toxins in my body”

Meanwhile my liver:

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Honestly it would probably be good if America banned wifi

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

I've seen enough from those yanks. Pull the plug chicanery

[–] shath@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't know what Yakubian means, but no girls!

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

Username doesn't check out ig?

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

Wait i thought this was a meme

[–] hedd616@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

A humble conspiratorial nutjob: there's a limit in my understanding of things that people doesn't know are true and I'm mature enough to admit my lack of expertise.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

Taking otc gaba supplements and switching on the wifi

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

i thought exposing yourself to harmful toxins made you into a super saiyan

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

Did he say this for real holy fuck?

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 61 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I recall someone doing the math on this and demonstrated that spending decades next to a wifi router exposed you to as much radiation as being outside in the sun for a few minutes.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Einstein won the Nobel a hundred years ago proving that light works in chunks called photons. If a photon needs frequency v to ionize an atom, then you can shine frequency v/2 on it for years if you want — it will never ionize the atom. This is because the energy from the lower frequency light doesn’t “build up” in the atom until the electron is kicked out. The photon must have the correct amount of energy needed to interact with the electron and eject it. Otherwise, nothing happens.

So it might be true that the overall radiation exposure from WiFi in terms of total energy might be equivalent in a few years to solar energy received in a few minutes, but the physical impact is not equivalent. Sunlight contains ionizing radiation (hence sunscreen) while WiFi routers do not emit ionizing radiation. You can sit next to a router for your whole life and it will be fine. Maybe if you had a super powerful router, you’d start to worry about thermal radiation since WiFi sits in the microwave part of the spectrum.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

You receive far more radiation from the heat sources and light sources in your home (separately, not combined!), than from wifi 😱

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago

So it's kinda like I DO go outside!

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Remember when people used to claim cellphones would cause a rise in brain cancer? It used to be repeated constantly in the early 2000s on "real" news channels.

Remember when "4G LTE" was going to spike cancer rates? Same for 5G.

Total clown shit. In many ways I don't blame average hogs for believing insane shit like vaccines are bad or don't do anything. They've been lied to so many times about everything else. Now we have a professionally bad liar as the health guy and Congress (democrats obviously) were last seen spinning in their chairs going "Uh, what can we do? Guess we'll do nothing!"

I guess there will be no attempts at third parties either for mid terms or even probably for next presidential election. Everyone is just lying down in the highway and waiting for the inevitable.

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[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (6 children)

@Grok is this true? And how do we kill the sun?

[–] groKKK@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Yes, the sun is a very strong source of radiation in comparison to wifi signals, and long-term exposure to the sun can cause skin cancer. This is why the countries with the highest rates of skin cancer are Australia and Israel, whose population's white skin is not adapted to the higher rates of sunlight in these regions compared to the ancestral homeland of white people. These diseases are caused by the sun's rays; in other words, it is because the sun is bright that it is dangerously radioactive. This is why the only solution to save white populations from skin cancer is to replace our current bright sun with a black sun.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

I completely forgot about this bit account. I'll be tagging you from now on. che-smile

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Even the sun is trying to do white genocide smh

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Freeloading sun has done nothing for us, get a job sun!

did someone say privatized sun black-mold-futures

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Not necessary! At night just sneak away before the sun comes back!

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where's Sirhan Sirhan Jr. when you need him?

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

I'm starting to think Sirhan Sirhan was a time traveller who went mad from the time travel process and targetted the wrong rfk.

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

I knew a guy who believed this. He worked in radiology.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

I knew a guy like this and he was getting his PhD in physics dealing with xrays to non-destructively test materials for cracks and other crazy shit.

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This explains why hardcore gamers are so much smarter than casual gamers. The hardcore gamers are using ethernet cables while the casuals have fried their brains with wifi microwaves.

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Casual gamers have just forgotten all the racial slurs due to years of wifi abuse

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is going to be used to make sure that only "government approved" wifi is allowed, and in turn, is also just going to be used to censor the internet so Americans can't actually escape their media bubble. And the hogs will go wild for it, despite claiming to love freezepeach and hating when the government does stuff.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

love freezepeach

Non-citizens, as their new goalpost now states, not eligible

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 31 points 1 week ago

You need a password to access your WiFi and barriers often need a password to bypass so obviously your blood brain barrier is getting your WiFi password and unlocking itself. Honestly it's just basic scienceology.

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

Quick, plug an ethernet cable into your phones!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

refuses to elaborate further

las plagas erupts from his head and slices Joe up

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

alex-aware Think Joe! I said 'radiation'! What is radiation measured in? Rads! What else is 'rad'? Radicals! As in: Radical Leftists! are hacking your brain! Q.E.D.

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[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

tangent: 'YourAnonNews' and anyone claiming to be 'Anonymous' is an OP

The real anti-state anarchisty hacking group Anonymous ceased to be a thing after the LulzSec bust in 2012

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