So he shits on Texas and pisses on Missipissi?
Gotcha π
this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2025
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As long as it doesn't come in contact with the chicken, that's fine by me.
And the chef's name is Mimal, for Minnesota Iowa Missouri Arkansas Louisiana.
i KNEW pansexual meant what i thought it meant!
How is this a science meme?
If studyin rocks and dirt ainβt a science, well I just donβt know what the fuck is.
It's my bread and butter. π
Please don't eat rocks and dirt.
But they've got minerals!
It's what humans crave!
I think the people who crave so are described as suffering pica
You mean like Ash Ketchum (?) when Pikachu misbehaves?
Too late.
Yeah like mountains and rivers other stuff that actually exists
Chefβs hat:
Canada: UMMM EXCUSE ME?
How could Canada complain about anything when they're clearly underwater?
Thatβs the bucket of water the front of house manager is dumping on him from the roof when he walks outside for a smoke break.
I used to live in that guy's pants.
Having lived in Memphis, TN (the Western most point of the"pan"), I always wondered why i sometimes woke up with the taste of chef dick in my mouth.
PanFucky
Looks like a big fat penis
Florida has always been the most penis-shaped state tho imo. America's wang, if you will.
Fun fact: the first-ever proper KFC was in...Utah.
And then a couple years ago they tore down the original building rebuilt it in the exact same spot made it into kind of a museum/restaurant but it doesn't have the same nostalgia or feel as the original did.
They should make a national treasure movie about this
The Quest for the Golden Tendie
They say they can't unsee it... but why would they want to? It gives the flyover states a sense of purpose.
That is a long Pan pointed at a Virginia
Texas is a toilet bowl that drains into Gulf of America
Oklahoma is his mondo dumpy rumpy takin a poo
hmmm... Kansas is also a shirt for "actual American sized person"
Amazing
Why did he deep fry his cock?
What state is the arm and hand?
They're in the state of motion, obviously seasoning the chicken...
That's one euphemism...
It's the current state of confusion floating above the country.
You just have to create a giant floating island and put it there, over those parts of Missouri and Tennessee.
βPanβ-is
Doing too much. All you have to do is find the chicken leg shape near the midwest.
I always thought it looked like some sort of gnome.
Dihh
dih isn't even that often used replacing the word dick.