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[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 109 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So the 14 year old can consent to sex but can't he trusted to make good decisions with the resulting 10 million dollars until she's almost finished her bachelor's? What internal logic is this whole thing operating on?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 80 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's the reactor core of libertarianism: property is more important than people

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Hands off the trust fund! It can’t consent until it has matured!

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago

What internal logic is this whole thing operating on?

You start at "I want to bang 14 year olds" and work backwards from there

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 90 points 1 year ago (1 children)

honestly presenting ethical questions under capitalism in this way makes it abundantly clear why the marketplace is the enemy of humanity. if there is someone who has the means and intent to do something like this, the only acceptable answer is to kill them and redistribute their wealth. nothing else comes even remotely close to solving the problem.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Furniture and Meat

The adventure time episode that makes libertarians into communists

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 86 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let's say a billionaire wants to watch 456 poor people from Korea compete in winner-takes-all blood sports until only one participant is left, that winner receives ₩26.9B. All participants agree. Should this be allowed?

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As long as the media reports on it by saying "this is literally what they do in the north" while it happens exclusively in the south.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Westoids do westoid shit in the west, westoidly: what are we, a bunch of asiatic chicoms???

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

to be fair here south korea is asian

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 73 points 1 year ago

Yeah this guy is a pedo for sure

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People who should be legally incapable of giving sexual consent:

  • Minors.
  • Prisoners viz their guards.
  • Anyone considering sleeping with a libertarian.
[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

The last one is really more of a catch-all, since most libertarians seem to only be attracted to the first category.

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

https://twitter.com/RichardHanania/status/1720992936052306000

Link because I'm not a lib

He's president of this bullshit libertarian antiwoke think tank https://www.cspicenter.com/about

He is connected to university of Texas and his fellow think tankers are employed at university of London and Cornell among others. This seems like a slam dunk to flag a bunch of people in these august institutions and ruin this asshole's day libertarian-approaching

Here is the staff page for where Rick is a fellow https://salemcenter.org/our-people/

[–] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

lets say

no no no nooooooooooooooooooo

[–] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

The joys of these bozos inventing hypothetical scenarios that are extremely rare or outright don't happen

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 50 points 1 year ago

"I'll set you up for life if you just let me have sex with you" is coercion no matter the age. You can't consent to that, not when "no" isn't really an option.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

IT'S A LITERAL CHILD YOU DERANGED FUCK AAAAAAAAAHHHH

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

"Unrelated story, I have ten million dollars and a lawyer on retainer" libertarian-approaching

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Typical libertarian poll

Do you:

A. Be a pedophile

B. Be a pedophile

C. Be a pedophile

D. Be a pedophile

[–] calculusqu33n@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Libertarians trying to figure out how they can fuck kids like morshupls

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I've read about this happening in Philippines except its in hundreds or at best thousands of dollars and the girl's "consent" is never involved. Only parents.

link

[–] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wretched of the Earth excerptIn its decadent aspect the national bourgeoisie gets considerable help from the Western bourgeoisies who happen to be tourists enamored of exoticism, hunting and casinos. The national bourgeoisie establishes holiday resorts and playgrounds for entertaining the Western bourgeoisie. This sector goes by the name of tourism and becomes a national industry for this very purpose. We only have to look at what has happened in Latin America if we want proof of the way the ex-colonized bourgeoisie can be transformed into "party" organizer. The casinos in Havana and Mexico City, the beaches of Rio, Copacabana, and Acapulco, the young Brazilian and Mexican girls, the thirteen-year-old mestizas, are the scars of this depravation of the national bourgeoisie. Because it is lacking in ideas, because it is inward-looking, cut off from the people, sapped by its congenital incapacity to evaluate issues on the basis of the nation as a whole, the national bourgeoisie assumes the role of manager for the companies of the West and turns its country virtually into a bordello for Europe.

Once again we need only to look at the pitiful spectacle of certain republics in Latin America. U.S. businessmen, banking magnates and technocrats jet "down to the tropics," and for a week to ten days wallow in the sweet depravity of their private "reserves."

empire didn't end it was just worked out to be cheaper to outsource colonial oppression to locals

well anyone willing to pimp their children for millions is probably desperate enough they'll go lower. That's just the free market

this logic is why the market is evil

[–] raven@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Should this be allowed

That a known pedophile should have been given free reign to keep sex trafficking and in fact be given so much power and wealth that he could even theoretically have done this? Yeah it's kinda fucked up that we let it happen.

[–] macabrett@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Okay so I invented this awesome gotcha that's totally gonna own the libs. It's like the trolley problem, right? But one of the tracks makes you a Professional Pedophile and the other one is just a trolley track with no issues. This is gonna get em"

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

I love that trolley problem where there's no one on the track and you are just asking if I would derail public transportation for no reason. It's so easy to answer!

[–] axont@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

libertarians are breaking new ground in advanced pedophile theory

[–] ikiru@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago

Hmmm. This is a tough one.

I'm gonna go with..... ~~kill Epstein again!~~ I mean: "No, male." Final answer.

[–] neo@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Very normal thought experiment to think up.

Why? Why would you ask this? Sick fuck

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago

This is the type of guy that goes by Richard but everybody calls him Dick

[–] booty@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Not only should this not be allowed, Epstein should be tortured to death and also everyone who answered yes to this poll. Hypothetically, of course.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was honestly a bit surprised Epstein didn't get more defenders from the AnCap crowd, but it seems most of them have gone Q-pilled. I guess Epstein being a Jewish metropolitan rich guy didn't help, now if he had been some steak eating Texas oil baron...

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

The tactic pedos seem to be using is to virtue signal extremely hard against Liberal pedophiles as cover. The ones just openly admitting support for pedophilia are the dumb ones who aren’t hip to the program

[–] s_s@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

"To what?" Is the all-enlightening preposition.

You've probably heard "States rights to what?"

Now the libertarian version:

"Freedom to what?"

Vietnam deciding whether to let Americans into the country after the war be like

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think we need to start making excuses for the lack of terror.

libertarian-approaching stalin-gun-1 stalin-gun-2

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Oh I didnt see this lol. Oh well. Mine has a cw! And we should never stop posting.

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