phorq

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[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The key is to really make it sound like you're telling a story, offhand jokes aren't normally formatted like that.

"Be careful, a table accidentally lost their forks in the chicken, and I really used to like them... "

Do not give any details because in your mind it's self explanatory what you mean. If they ask how that happened, that's when you respond: "turns out soup is hot and wet."

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Honey" is clearly a code name, he's complicit!

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 weeks ago

You think Harvard teaches about the size of their own curriculum, or would the answer to that ironically be in the book on the right?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

I make all my fire at home, unrelated: I'm look for a place to stay

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's density, so it's calories per volume. I'd like to believe the volume scale is in 711s, and they accidentally divided by the number 711 too.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm just waiting for Bigfoot's OnlyFans videos directed by Tarantino to finally leak

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Keep in mind the mother is unresponsive and we only have what the father has said so far, and he's currently arrested for animal cruelty... So it's definitely horrible, but we also have an unreliable narrator and no cause yet.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gonna be honest, thought it was a weird looking stick figure floating inside a blue orb at first and was so confused (like the women's restroom sign if the feet were detached)

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago

He can take it, probably can't keep it. I give it 5 days before the grave robbers get to it all.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Sounds like she's interested in Shonen battle anime primarily, as long as you steer clear of Ecchi and Seinen you should be safer from the adult themes you're worried about and feel free to check for those tags on MyAnimeList.net where they also have reviews and recommendations that can help you more. Off the top of my head Fullmetal Alchemist is a classic (either 2003 or Brotherhood are fine, but some will swear 2003 is not worth watching and I think they rushed the pace of the beginning of Brotherhood too much) and Kaiju No 8 is good for something currently airing.

Edit: *.net not .com

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

I remember being taught about the separation of church and state, I don't know why I keep being surprised that that was a lie

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 month ago

And not a single wife in sight, that checks out

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