phorq

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[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 59 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm confused, they want people to pay money to watch? But money can be used for drugs and corruption...

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Good advice, but I wouldn't trust Anker with my data refuel after their Eufy scandal

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 212 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You know Putin, the king of honest elections...

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 month ago

And both are data security risks.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Honestly pretty impressive for a guy with no balls.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 56 points 1 month ago

That's a cactus, but to answer your other question: Cacti aren't able to connect to the internet despite looking vaguely like antennae, so it's a decent symbol to get the point across.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ocassionally they'll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they'll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I'm a thief

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This has what romance readers crave, it's got elEctrolYtes!

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The AI bots that are gonna watch the video for training. Won't anyone think of them!?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

The dome from the Simpsons movie is looking more reasonable every day...

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dude's probably about to privatize school lunches using Jared from Subway as an example

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 120 points 1 month ago

He wouldn't have paid out anyway, the adjuster would try to force you to prove the train wouldn't have stopped on its own after hitting the second person

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