Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you...

Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What's the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?

To be fair, "nothing much" is still a valid answer for what's fresh at a McDonald's.

Return to zombie Island... but the truth is disappointing...

That took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion...

Simple, trust no one. Get a no-reported-logs VPN, don't download anything that has a strange file size or extension, look at comments, look at the number of seeders if it's a torrent. If you can, join something like a private tracker where there's moderation too. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck then it's probably not the movie you were looking for and there might be a Trojan army inside waiting for you to let the duck enter your computer... That metaphor may have fallen apart on me...

Will the T-Rex be provided food? Because I could just wait it out. But if it's provided food I'd just make sure it swallows the hunting knife with its meal and in theory it should cause some gastrointestinal leakage...

That'll really come in handy when they need to do renovations and lost the original blueprints.

I'd watch a horror movie about a Silicon Valley startup CEO slowly having his body parts replaced by his investors in the interest of making him more predictable and under their control until they finally get to his brain... Chip of Theseus coming Fall 2024 to Meta TV!

ChatGPT just makes me feel like I'm doing code review for junior developers who don't understand the task... wait...

That would require Microsoft admitting they come in second.

That's just because the shutter speed is matching up exactly with the flapping of its wings, like a metal hummingbird.