phorq

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[โ€“] phorq@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

"OooOooh! That's Terrible! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿฟ" - Bill Hader on SNL as Keith Morrison on Dateline

[โ€“] phorq@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

*except Batman, but that's why it's fiction

[โ€“] phorq@lemmy.ml 44 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly, Santa's always watching and audit logs get complicated

[โ€“] phorq@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 weeks ago

Sender listed as Axe Body Spray HQ

[โ€“] phorq@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

Can you site your sources from the global south? Also who says they're not both wrong? Flawed governments spring out of good ideas all the time, humans have a bad habit of cutting corners and the world is more grey than that.

[โ€“] phorq@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 month ago

Dude is complaining about capitalism weeding out inefficiencies in the market... The one time it does its job he hates it, amazing. I would frame this if it didn't mean I would need to rent a printer in one way or another.

[โ€“] phorq@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The key is to really make it sound like you're telling a story, offhand jokes aren't normally formatted like that.

"Be careful, a table accidentally lost their forks in the chicken, and I really used to like them... "

Do not give any details because in your mind it's self explanatory what you mean. If they ask how that happened, that's when you respond: "turns out soup is hot and wet."

[โ€“] phorq@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Honey" is clearly a code name, he's complicit!

[โ€“] phorq@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago

You think Harvard teaches about the size of their own curriculum, or would the answer to that ironically be in the book on the right?

[โ€“] phorq@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

I make all my fire at home, unrelated: I'm look for a place to stay

[โ€“] phorq@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

It's density, so it's calories per volume. I'd like to believe the volume scale is in 711s, and they accidentally divided by the number 711 too.

[โ€“] phorq@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

I'm just waiting for Bigfoot's OnlyFans videos directed by Tarantino to finally leak

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