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[–] padraig@caint.ie 1 points 1 day ago
[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago (4 children)

1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

Dammit I really wanted to well actually to brag about my friend's nose whistle act. SHE IS SO COOL

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[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I shoot music out my blowhole.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!!!!!!

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

..... he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what's going in 5he world

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess--the "he" part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Idk all I do know is that's a crazy coincidence. This is feudal Japan no way his parents knew. The fart man COMETH.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Back and forth, forever

[–] erie09@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 13 points 3 days ago

Here's a carp playing a Western concert flute:

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It’s only blowing, not playing as it can’t reach the keys/buttons/whatevertheyrecalleds

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (7 children)

They are called valves and not pushing any valves is called "playing open". It just produces the trumpet's harmonic series over its fundamental frequency, kinda like a bugle. Most trumpets are Bb trumpets, so dolphins could theoretically play all notes in that series. That's very hard and requires excellent lip control, of course.

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can still play. Just only a few notes.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Whereas fish can play scales?

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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Wouldn't Figure 2 be like a person playing the trumpet with their nose? I'm not saying it's not possible, but...

[–] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

If I'm not mistaken, dolphins can't physically breathe through their mouth. Like, their mouth doesn't have a tube that connects to their lungs. So figure 2 is the only way it could work.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] mienshao@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just researched this and apparently there has been at least one recorded case of a dolphin mouth-breathing. It likely only occurs when there’s something seriously wrong with the blowhole, but it can be done!

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[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

username checks... eww omg

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Jip their blow hole is just their nostrils that moved up to the top of their head over generations.

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think number 2 would be more effective

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

played trumpet, the air helps but i dunno.. no functional lip interfaces on either orifice... the blow hole still has the most promise.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are you saying you know from experience??

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

Purely internet pseudo knowledge

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do you play the trumpet with your nose?

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dolphins don't have noses, and their tracheas are completely separated from their mouths.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

As someone who regularly aspirates, I feel this.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Dolphins would probably prefer the saxophone

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They might play better with their butthole than these options.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

gonna need a shit valve on that horn

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Like this, according to some expert in this field:

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Out the blowhole

[–] Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

2 thats the mouth

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Figure 2. Because its silly and I refuse to need a more elaborate reason in a shitposting sub.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 points 3 days ago
[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 5 points 4 days ago
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Neither

Brass instruments require the buzzing of lips in addition to the air in order to work. Since most of the dolphin's air comes out the blowhole, but that has no mechanism to vibrate like lips it's impossible.

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