thenextguy

joined 2 years ago
[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

He turned me into a newt.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

♫ Alone Pockets ♫

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Alright, enough making fun of languages that suck…let’s talk about JavaScript.

https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (10 children)

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant.
Who was very rarely stable

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)

“Well boys, looks like shoe bombs are back on the menu!”

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Peter Noone, actually. From Herman’s hermits. He never says anything.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Because there are still people who have not yet seen the light. Once everyone has joined the fold they will not be able to remember why anyone resisted in the first place.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

loop, innerloop, innerinnerloop, …

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Drills are waves, not particles.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
 

There's a toilet paper ad where they claim they were voted number one product of the year.

Shouldn't they prefer to be number two?

 
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