"Arrivederci America"

How is this a fertility issue? Are people unable to have children, or just unwilling?

Is this Jeopardy?

I'll take stupid comments for $1000.

I prefer to make a mock at tan.

Or even hyperbolic cosine.

I wonder what percentage of us don't.

I've never liked horror movies or roller coasters or anything like that.

Root Cause Analysis

I snap my fingers as I approach red traffic lights and my confirmation bias is off the charts.

Imagine for your whole life you just ate what everyone else ate and never looked at it or questioned it. Then one day you sort of wake up and realize you're eating paper or something.

All time favorite.

And then slit their throat and eat them?

Tesla, which is headed by billionaire Elon Musk, plans to start deploying an over-the-air software update to the affected vehicles free of charge in June. The software update will remove dependency on the driver seat occupancy switch from the software and only rely on driver seat belt buckle and ignition status to activate the seat belt reminder signals.

I use the clip until there's enough slack to do the twist and tuck.