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[–] original_charles@lemmy.world 148 points 1 month ago (5 children)

For the uninitiated:

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/9702164-i-dreamed-i-saw-my-maternal-grandmother-sitting-by-the

TLDR: It's a disturbing and bizarre quote about a sexual dream he had about his grandmother.

I have no idea what prompted this man to reveal this information to anybody but his shrink and his priest.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

To be fair, it's not necessarily sexual. I mean it could be, but not necessarily. I mean it probably is given this is Jordan Peterson we're talking about, but if it were someone else, it might not be.

[–] ballgoat@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Dreams are weird and random. Plenty of stuff to critique about a lunatic like Jordan Peterson, but his dream and other weirdo stuff isn’t it.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, dude is a fascist cunt who openly embraced neo-nazis, his weird dreams are the least of my concerns, he also spreads pseudo-scientific nonsense to support his right wing hierarchical world view.

Dude is a cunt of the highest order and really fucking dumb, I would encourage anyone who thinks he is smart to watch the 3 hour jordan peterson video on the Some More News channel

[–] ballgoat@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Exactly. It’s like Trump’s hands. Focus on the real stuff.

[–] BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

If he didn't publish it for everyone to see, sure, but then I'd also wouldn't be able to send this to my peterson-recommending friend and refuse to elaborate and for him to go "eeeeewwwwwww" like two seconds after looking it up, it was absolutely glorious lol

[–] SealofLove@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

You're right, the dream itself is not something we can criticize here. However he chose to write and publish it. Stuff like this is something I'd keep to myself, but he has no filter apparently.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago

"like a child she said"

Bro, why do these people love telling on themselves and when the fuck is enough enough?

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Cosplaying Freud wasn't enough, he had to cosplay the patient too.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

So uh.. what the fuck.

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

What a horrible day to be literate.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don’t forget when he retweeted BDSM fetish porn, thinking that Chinese men are being bound and “milked” for their semen.

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago

Quite literally a south park episodes.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I refuse to believe he is that stupid

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wanna know what this is about, but I don't want to google...

[–] canajac@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago
[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 25 points 1 month ago

surely you will not regret googling "Jordan Peterson grandma dream"

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Not even that bad tbh. Just super twisted.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Don't say I didn't warn you

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

For him, yeah

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh no, what the fuck is this?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yes grandma, it's soft.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...he had a dream about fucking his grandma didn't he?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Agreed, actually. That'd be a more understandable, straightforward mix-up. Ol' Jordie set out to vindicate Freud's entire life's work in a single night's sleep. And probably Jung and a bunch of other people I'm not familiar with. The quote read to me like a hilariously twisted, Wish.com attempt at reproducing something like Memories, Dreams, Reflections.

Fine. I'll bite.

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Well ain't that some shit.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

and thats enough of the internet for today

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

I will never google that turd.

[–] splendid9583@kbin.earth 7 points 1 month ago
[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How nice of him wearing the German or Belgian flag.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chud: "There are some who seem to be ignorant of my ancestry. As I have subtly hinted for some time, the answer should be very clear: very European."

Europeans: "...We're kindly requesting you should never set foot on our beautiful continent. Thank you."

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Happy cake day!

[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

insert Will Smith meme KEEP MY FLAG OUT OF YOUR WARDORBE!

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Sweet dreams are made of cheese...

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who am I to diss a cheese?

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I travel the world in search of cheese

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Everbodie’s fondue or something

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 3 points 1 month ago

Joke’s on you: I have Google blocked