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[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 165 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

This image makes me so happy lol

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 26 points 1 week ago

I fucking love this picture

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It'd be like that passage from Ezekiel 23:

14 But she carried her whoring further. She saw men portrayed on the wall, the images of the Chaldeans portrayed in vermilion,

15 wearing belts on their waists, with flowing turbans on their heads, all of them having the appearance of officers, a likeness of Babylonians whose native land was Chaldea.

16 When she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea.

17 And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoring lust. And after she was defiled by them, she turned from them in disgust.

18 When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister.

19 Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt

20 and lusted after her lovers there, whose members (editor's note: penises/cocks/schlongs) were like those of donkeys, and whose issue (editor's note: semen/ejaculate) was like that of horses.

21 Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ezekiel?! That name fuckin' sucks!

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Fuck you, Tony!

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 17 points 1 week ago
[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago
[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Only real ones searched rule 34 xenomorph after seeing this.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago

Right...

After...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Do you mean you haven't checked before this?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why search again, is there new stuff?

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I posted last night, the good futa shit

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

with telescopic schlong?🥺

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 21 points 1 week ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 1 week ago
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I see no sign of renunciation.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

finds mercy

Overwatch R34 reference!!!1!!

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Spider89@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They really ripped her 3D model?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago

I am pretty sure being aroused isn't a sin.

Now if he was jizzing his pants...

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If something exists then there is porn of it on the internet.

Yes, even that thing.

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

soo i just have to type rule 34 in front of what i want and i will get it ? are there other rules ?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Safe search needs to be off and it is strongly recommended not to have anyone else in the room.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

it doesn't appear on duckduckgo for me, I have to manually type in the address

... hypothetically speaking, I wouldn't know ...

[–] derry@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago

And have an eye bleach picture ready

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

here's how to make it embed!
open that link, right click the gif and press the copy link button

now you have the link to the .gif file itself https://media1.tenor.com/m/o9LVlAwNm1IAAAAd/rayan-goslin.gif

now do

![](LINK HERE)

have fun :)

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

Why would there be other rules?

[–] derry@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Don't look up Scooby doo Edit: both a warning and a reminder

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago

Velma wearing baggy sweaters censorship!

[–] derry@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago

Oh sweet summer child, once you know there's no going back. You sure you want to know?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you should google it.

rule 34 alf

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I fucking hate you for the shit I just saw.

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

Oh no, I know what it means