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Which is totally nothing like women wanting a man that's 6ft+ tall and makes at least high 6 figures a year minimum and already owns an expensive car and a very nice house.....
It's odd don't you think, that in the end most of us can find someone that makes us happy with no care about specific physical traits or money. It appears that only the truly damage humans can't wake up from that pipe dream.
To be honest, she would be there for them if the beta losers that are our rulers didn't think it was a good idea to give them rights in order to take advantage of having more voters because demoncrazy
But I'm the main character
The girl is the main character and the guys are just quest mobs
in my entire playthrough I've never seen the perspective switch to somebody else, which is very boring but also focuses all my attention on one character
my dumb ass, who hasn't touched a dumbbell in years except for moving:
I’m a little scared to ask WTF a “GigaStacy” is suppose to be.
Either the female equivalent of Gigachad, or a gal with a height of nine feet two grains.
Well in return I can be a big tiddy bf who watches anime and plays video games but not too much and can be her mom and her therapist
I remember a post where a guy was like “why does she get all dressed up to go out with her friends but with she just wears sweatpants?” and the “with me” clip had bro in basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and a baseball hat. One of the comments said something along the lines “she’s putting as much effort in as you are.”
Too many of us dudes have such garbo fashion sense they seem to believe that wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women and it’s just sad.
Also, are we talking about being at home, or going out on a date with the guy? If she's chilling at home of course she's gonna be in fucking sweatpants. Do you expect her to look like a TikTok influencer 24/7? Hell, even if it was an outing, if you're going to a regular, mom-and-pop diner or some shit, I also wouldn't expect someone to dress mega fancy, especially if you're already with them.
But yeah, don't wear a plain ass T-shirt and shorts to a nice date and expect your partner to always be ready to model for a fashion brand...
What is hilarious is when people come into an interview like a scrub. I understand you spent four hundred dollars on those basketball sneakers. But they're basketball sneakers. You didn't get the job because you obviously make bad decisions.
And to that end, dressing up nice enough for interview at most places shouldn’t even be that high a bar. Dark jeans and a nice button up, even one with patterns honestly, will probably be enough. After that, though, most jobs pay like shit and treat people worse than that so if they expect me to show up in a suit and jerk them off they can get bent.
Typically if you go looking for a partner with a checklist you'll be disappointed. Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.
Look, if I can't be a big tiddy goth babe who plays video games, then that's the next best thing
Luckily my wife is a little goth, plays a couple video games, she's a babe, and I love every part of her. And for some reason she likes me, so I guess I got the best thing anyway.
Every guy ever: "wtf... why does she like ME???.... whatever just go along with it"
Is she single?
People be like "society has imposed unrealistic expectations on everyone about every aspect of their lives causing irreparable damage to the self and the society that created the issue" and they're just some hairless ape.
If they were just some guy it would be ok. In my female experience guys like this are overweigh, jobless, don't make a single effort at anything and are convinced women own him to be perfect
Girls be like “where’s my 6 ft+ millionaire bf who also likes to stay home, cuddle, read feminist literature, and does the dishes and laundry without being asked”, meanwhile they’re a single mom with 30 extra pounds and crippling student loan debt.
Problem is having unrealistic expectations regardless of who you are. You can have preferences but don’t objectify.
Girlfriend requirements: being female (optional) , liking each other.
Like people expecting a working democracy and thinking that it is enough to vote.
Yes everyone knows that in order to have a functional society you need to wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars every time you're moderately unhappy about something.
"Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???"
I'd love to see this dude that actually thinks that anymore. Today's trend is to just give up on material life like a zen buddist, but be a nihilist.
I just want someone who is that middle thing (watches anime and plays games). Everything else is optional.
Goth/Preppy
Boy/Girl
Living/Deceased
🤷♂️
I blame the fact that every guy around their mid 20s has a big-thigh male friend with a small waist that watches anime and plays videogames but still has enough time to introduce a random niche hobby like archery every other week that can be both your cool uncle and a therapist.
How do they do that? Nobody knows.
Meanwhile every other friend and family member seemingly flips a coin to decide if they wanna fall into the racist pipeline every 2-4 years in US depending on how south you live.
Fuck that. I want either a flat chested and skinny or "big tiddy" and thick gf, that watches way too much anime and plays way too much games, and she cannot be my mom in any way of form. However, she must be autistic.
Signed: just some (autistic) guy
So, basically, yout requirements are 1. breathes 2. watches anime
I know exactly where she is, in their imagination
Yeah there's like 3 of these women in existence, and they are all in happy relationships. Give me a flawed but functional tomboy type that I can joke around with while hiking with the dog and drinking beer out of a backpack cooler.
I feel personally attacked.
