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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 99 points 1 month ago (2 children)

my dumb ass, who hasn't touched a dumbbell in years except for moving:

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’m a little scared to ask WTF a “GigaStacy” is suppose to be.

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you have to ask you can't afford her

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Either the female equivalent of Gigachad, or a gal with a height of nine feet two grains.

[–] FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Goth or Alt girls won’t like you cuz you’re muscly.