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Interesting if true.

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[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 80 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i think itd be pretty cool to be alive when a sitting president dies. regardless of who it is.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe a few, so we can compare

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 69 points 1 month ago (3 children)

the Year of Four Presidents is still possible!

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (4 children)

We can think bigger. Trump dies, Vance chokes to death on a hot pocket the same day. Chuck Grassley becomes the oldest president ever and a stiff breeze takes him out. 5 presidents in one year.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chuck Grassley

"I'm 91. I'm 91. But I'm strong as the day I started workin' in congress which was 19 and 81. I think Iowa was on the wrong side in the war that happened a couple decades before. But the Union won. What can ya do? Trump - God bless him saved us. Anyho - but I feel as tall as the corn in those days. Firm. Young. Tall! Corn. A man could like corn in special ways. Not like now with woke. Corn tall as the barn. Nothing better. Nothing bet—" And a slight breeze knocks him over. He falls in a strange way right onto his head.

An onlooker says "Is he dead?"

"I ain't dead." He proclaims. But right then he dies.

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[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 67 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Apparently.

I’m still not yet convinced he’s in immediate danger though. Yeah he’s 79 and unhealthy as shit but he also (unfortunately) has some of the best medical care on hand imaginable. I have a relative a year older than him who has heart failure and she’s still doing well 4 years after diagnosis. Kissinger lived over four decades with heart failure.

These old pieces of shit have a way of living practically forever unfortunately.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! tony-cheer

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If he did get extremely sick all of a sudden this is the main one I could see.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Comrade COVID is a loose canon, but he gets the job done

[–] varmint@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I want to see them try to hide that Trump has had an obvious stroke for the next 3 years

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

God that would be so funny. “Well you see, when the president said the words “hoo blagh?” He was asking about Building Legislation: American Greatness, and with BLAG we’re going to raise funding for statues of Ashli Babbitt and pay for it by fining people who fall asleep on public transit”

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[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's where the conspiracy theory of children's adrenochrome comes from. What's ha ha hilarious though is we do know the rich get blood transfusions from child athletes and all sorts of other sketchy AF medical assistance

[–] fox@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Daily reminder that donating blood is healthier than receiving it because it's one of the only ways to reduce heavy metal bioaccumulation

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[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I hope they come out with an AI Trump after he croaks and make it the new president. It'll be like "I love America's pussy. It's so big. And we're gonna make it even bigger!"

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

"Very sad what’s happening in South Africa"

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Trump after they try to merge him with Grok to keep him alive

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

who else is ready for MAGA to become a literal cult deifying the spirit of trump

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

Are we going Warhammer 40k up in this?

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] prole@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Not much changes, but we still deserve to see him die on camera

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If he dies on camera like that Ukrainian nazi I’m gonna laugh so hard, the remixes are gonna be lit

[–] prole@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

I hope he pisses and shits himself in the middle of a state of the union and then someone slips in it, but like they don't fall immediately and almost catch their balance

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We almost got to, but some people just don't know how to shoot for shit.

[–] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can’t believe we were deprived of footage of his head being blown clean off

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[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

I second that...

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[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he needs to be gone 1 more day so i can joke about him being jesus when he comes back

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[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

trump-who-must-go

You're telling me this for the first time.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

maybe he finally touched the money one too many times

edit: found in that tweet thread lmao

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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I just saw Trump wandering around the Waffle House parking lot

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

he's getting regreased

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Justin Trudeau ready to slide into Melania's DMs to console her.

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[–] hollowmines@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Ngl already thinking through the implications of President Vance. 90% of the fascism still intact, maybe a couple incredibly unpopular policies rolled back?

[–] picklemeister@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

the usual shit you'd see in a D or R admin would continue, the cartoonish supervillainy and clownish self-inflicted wounds would be harder to pull off since JD is like a charisma black hole. the direction would still be set by the various several bourgeoisie interests but the internal contradictions of their ad hoc coalition would be drawn into much sharper relief and give it a much shorter shelf life without the unifying figure of a barely warm and slightly damp bag of old mcdonalds that is donald j trump

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

maybe a couple incredibly unpopular policies rolled back

completely uncalibrated, Vance is more ideological than Trump. He will accelerate the agenda without delaying on account of his vanity. Vance admin will accelerate WW3 by 2 years

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[–] cream_provider@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Has anyone checked the roof?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Don't cry for me Argentina / The truth is, I never left you

It's true. It's true. Believe me. Believe me.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

trump-farts-and-dies.mp4

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

I knew the Bluesky libcore would have posted on about this ad nauseam. And they didn't let me down.

i don't think it's happening yet, but no one in the press corpse having seen trump for two days and him not even playing golf this weekend is... a little exciting

https://subium.com/profile/golikehellmachine.com/post/3lxlag3a2722n

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press corpse

The reality is spinning itself into being, showing itself through typos..

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 1 month ago

If they were going to announce a death, you know that the start of a long weekend is probably the best possible choice from their perspective, as it gives the Almighty Market three full days to recover from the shock.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago
[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Here I thought the tariff ruling was nothing but Trump heard about it and died on the spot apparently

[–] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Him dying before Biden would be funny ngl

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

He’s playing Metal Gear Solid Delta

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

i haven't seen him in 34 years tbh

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