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"I'm 91. I'm 91. But I'm strong as the day I started workin' in congress which was 19 and 81. I think Iowa was on the wrong side in the war that happened a couple decades before. But the Union won. What can ya do? Trump - God bless him saved us. Anyho - but I feel as tall as the corn in those days. Firm. Young. Tall! Corn. A man could like corn in special ways. Not like now with woke. Corn tall as the barn. Nothing better. Nothing bet—" And a slight breeze knocks him over. He falls in a strange way right onto his head.
An onlooker says "Is he dead?"
"I ain't dead." He proclaims. But right then he dies.
Might be the funniest last words