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I've always associated cracker barrel with "angry old white people who think black pepper is spicy" and their meaner variant, the post-church crowd. so... not particularly surprised?

Dying restaurant flails wildly to try and recapture relevancy oozing away from it like blood from a stuck, bloated corpse.

Will also quietly remove Cracker Barrel from my restaurant possibilities. Okay, maybe not so quietly.

LOL, that corporate performative stuff never meant much as far as being "allies" to anyone.

I loathe Cracker Barrel.

Why? I'm a Southerner that knows Southern food, knows what a good, family resturant is, or in some town's cases, was, and I blame them for the systematic deletion of small family restaurants across the South.

Make the food good enough and intice people with fake antiques and candy and you too can run everyone out of business with tacky crap in place of anything anyone would consider soul.

Ugh, fuck them. So tacky, fake and greedy. I feel wrong being in one, like oil and water.

Aaaaand there it is.

This has to be on the top 10 dumbest moral panics in history

You can't have Cracker Barrel without crackers.

Hey guys, people didn't like the logo change. Maybe we try to get MAGA people in here?

Pussies.

Welp, not goin to cracker barrel ever again.

I demand political purity from my breakfast place.

They're doing this JUST to raise attention and get media coverage, as a dying brand that nobody cared about.

There are no more social consequences in the US, as long as you're making someone angry, you're getting attention and thus winning. That's what all of this is, and why all of our political strategies have to change.

The biggest thing you can do to stop corporations from gutting out every last avenue of communication and political action is to simply stop spending money on them. Stop getting doordash and takeout, learn to make your own food. Stop getting coffee and spending money on excesses like games and movies.

Start hoarding the wealth away from the liches and monsters who look at literally everything you do as a money-making opportunity. Dry up the flow of blood and they will start to starve and this will force them to take actions, to kick out their employees in the government and restructure management in desperate attempts to keep line going up.

Anyone who has ever worked in a kitchen or as a server knows that they are wall-to-wall queer-friendly. If Cracker Barrel has trouble now keeping things staffed (they will), this is why.

Kitchen people are often woke af because they have had to be to survive.

Look around a lot of businesses are grasping at straws. They are offering specials and discounts galore, unless it is beef, produce, electronics or foreign imports. The logo change was a cry of desperation. Unfortunately they will lose business no matter what now.

Just watch me as I continue to never go to a cracker barrel ever in my life because of how fucking irrelevant they are. I don't even know where the nearest one to me would be.

Always appease the fascists and far-right nutjobs, then they will totally leave you alone once in power...

Oh, wait. They actually won't..

another collaborator for the Hague

Very funny. Clearly the issue was "woke" and not terrible marketing decisions, and this will fix everything

Someone tell Dolly.

Ah, I see going back to late 90's full blow racism. Looking forward to seeing nooses back as part of their decor then and how we'll they'll do with their only MAGA base.

They had a DEI page?

This is exactly the kind of thing I’d expect from the people that ruined Brad's wife's life.

Gotta put the pointy hood back on, just so no one sees who you really are. /s

Why does anyone give a fuck about this shit restaurant…

When do we picket?