Sludgehammer

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Summary: 25 words

Thank god this AI burned through some of Earth's finite resources to save me reading a whole eight words. Truly, this is the future I always dreamed of.

Commonly known as the Scunthorpe problem

I like how large they are. Most wings in fantasy are just little stubby winglets that could barely slow a fall in reality. These look like you could actually hang glide using them.

Wow, that article contains dangerous amounts of snark.

I’ve been trying to grow Pawpaw in zone2b climate

That's gonna be a challenge. Most of the time I see zone 4 listed as the coldest zone they can survive. You may want to look at some of the techniques people use for overwintering citrus in cold climates to try and keep your saplings alive.

Also if you haven't already you might want to look into service berries as a fruit tree you could grow in your climate. Some species are hearty to zone 2, so with your 2b zone they should be happy in your climate.

statement: system had to be taken down for testing/maintenance (and cost cutting because AI tokens expensive af) and unfortunately during that time a shooter appeared on the premises and we were unable to do anything.

To be fair, according to the article these drones are remote piloted, not AI controlled. So they probably won't function because rent-a-cop Stu is taking a three hour long lunch break at the stripclub or passed out drunk under his desk.

So... how long until kid discovers the login/password to this system is Admin/admin1234?

Yes, yes... if we just shit upon the poor and desperate just a little bit more, capitalism will finally work and we will all live in a Utopian meritocracy. Remember hygiene is a privilege, not a right!

Looking at EA's executive page I think that's a requirement.

But it takes like a year or so.

I don't get that.

To me they taste kinda... blandly oily/waxy. Not an offensive flavor but definitely not my favorite nut.

How are they so bad at this?

Okay, here's what you want to Nintendo, feel free to take notes: You look at people who paid more because of the tariffs (and you'll know this because all Switch 2 systems phone home so you have that data) and you give them $50 in e-shop credit. There, problem done. Not only have you cultivated a shit ton of good will but a lot of games that people want to buy won't be completely covered by that $50, so many gamers will have to put more money into your e-shop.