Sludgehammer

"If you just let the shark take a bite or two I'm sure it'll become full and then... simply swim off." says extremely stable genius.

I hope we get one of those Bitcoin kidnappings.

"People telling you what your government is doing are all cucks!"

They're a bunch rich nepobabies who have failed upwards their whole life (as an example Swollen Testicles here is the heir to Lesser Evil snacks), they probably viewed this as yet another "smash and grab" corporate looting to use as a step up to their next jobs. I'm honestly skeptical that they'll end up as fall guys, after all the Trump administration has shown that crime is legal as long as you've got a R next to your name.

I'm sure the jail sentence is just to soften him up for conscription.

Yep this is just Trump learning from the ballroom and leading with "Umm... actually my tacky multi billion dollar boondoggle is a vital security installation. We need it for national security and stuff."

I always knew this day would come... the Skittles have finally evolved mobility.

Yeah... but that's not exactly something you want to gamble WW3 on.

Wow, I absolutely never expected this. My mind is blown. /s

Subject sounds interesting, but too much AI in the video for me to keep watching.

What are you talking about? The American auto industry has done plenty of innovations over the past decades. They've innovatively made trucks that are 6' tall at the hood, and also have turned every brand of car into a SUV.

I don't, it's honestly pretty easy. Step one: don't own a mobile phone.