McDonalds want's new customers too, but that doesn't mean that they should announce that they're going to be focusing on expanding McDonalds into a sushi restaurant. Sure sushi is great, but it has an entirely different supply chain and preparation method than hamburgers. By pushing McSushi you both risk driving away driving away customers who only wanted a simple burger joint as well as risking introducing inefficiencies as your hamburger cooks and sushi chefs trip over each other in the kitchen.
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The seat is what really bugs me, it looks like hitting a pothole could easily jostle you enough to make you fall out.
Everything about the vehicle screams "Collisions are fatal at anything faster than walking speed".
I mean LLM's can only regurgitate their training data in various configurations, and CEO's usually just repeat whatever popular buzzwords/tech trends they've recently heard. It seems like it would work.
It is creepy how close to Trump's cadence the article is.
Reeeally hope those were dentures... otherwise, ow.
Fresh meat volunteering for the front lines!
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I really shouldn't joke, Putin might.
Hey, a turnip is probably worth more than the can's recycling value, so he came out ahead!
I'm sure fuel efficiency maximums will be upcoming.
"Unless your car burns at least one gallon of sour crude oil (from White House donor countries) per mile you will be designated a terrorist."
Ran out of black markers I'd guess.