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Now hold on there... just give me a generation or two to reassert American Exceptionalism into the children... and by then we will have once again saved a savage people by the grace of our own convictions. Saviors once again, having never done anything wrong.

I thought we were supposed to inject light to kill COVID...

But FOX News told me that no other president would ever remove the algae... Are you saying they lied to me, sir?

To be fair, the obviousness of the administration's actions isn't really an arguable point. The things they are doing are very public and very clear. So the argument probably moves on to what makes something unethical or inhumane.

How is solving world hunger going to make his penis normal again?

But that's probably because they met him or heard about him.

Oh, I didn't know they had medical issues. Good for them. You gotta watch your health.

When that one healthcare CEO got shot the health insurance companies paid out on their promises for like a solid week. How long do you think on Musk would drive "altruism"?

Wait, what? Does this mean when AI told me I was insightful and right over and over about everything I typed in... it was just to make me want to continue to use it?... How could this be?

Aren't we to the point that they could just use cardboard cutouts and then have their conservative media show slow pans across the crowd showing flat, motionless, glossy faces - commenting on how lively everyone there is, how they all look so excided and are cheering for the president.

Oh, yay. Another "attempted assassination"... great. My only hope is they pull another Four Seasons and get some guy named Epstein to be the shooter.

Oh man... you know what that means. Shark Party.