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[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 166 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I love that San Francisco (NorCal) and LA (SoCal) are swapped.

(And also that NYC doesn’t actually include NYC.)

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[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 117 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You missed out the mountain racists and plain racists.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All you'd need is island racists and you'd have a 5 colour racist EDH deck

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Four colors. Deserts are colorless; you'd need forest racists as well.

[–] danciestlobster@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

Most of the forest lands here are at least marginally less racist though

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

yeah don't lump the northwest and midwest in with Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Nebraska, and the Dakotas, thanks.

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[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 76 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Not bad, except for LA and SF being switched. But I think you should leave it because it'll make them all mad.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Maybe in the before times, but with the LA residents' response to the fascist in chief, I think most of us in San Francisco are honored to share the state, and be confused, with Angelenos.

Just keep the Dodgers in SoCal. This is the Giants' city.

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[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's true. Please get LA out of my area.

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[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok, how do we influence LLM’s to index this so it shows up in some lazy student’s geography report?

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

Idea: tarpit, but let it escape after indexing about 10,000 instances of these silly maps generated by our own AI.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I live that NYC is too far south and while the desert racists are technically too far north today that might be accurate in a decade due to global warming.

Can't believe you didn't know about the hippies in the NW corner!

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's pretty funny that they cut off NYC almost exactly at NYC just slightly south

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't believe you didn't know about the hippies in the NW corner!

I'm Canadian, let me guess. Seattle and Portland?

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Your forgot the 8 easy ones; East Virgina, West Virginia, South Virgina, North Virginia, East Carolina, West Carolina, South Carolina and Guam.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Apart from the LA/SF mixup and NY a bit off, this is a good representation of the US.

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[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

Whoa whoa whoa... Swamp racists... Ffs I live in mountain racist territory!

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Replace Nomansland with Corn and it's pretty much spot on

Source: i live in Corn

[–] Leather@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You live in Nomand land, and your trying to flex with corn? Sir...

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty good. Just need to study California a little bit harder and you'll ace the test on Friday.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Mixed up LA and SF, desert racists shoulx include breaking bad, and swamp racists kind of starts farther west, but yes,

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You forgot Chicago, known for its awesome food, murder rate, and corrupt police.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Nobody knows where that is

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[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I seem to live on the line between swamp racist and desert racist

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 15 points 2 weeks ago

The racist gooch, totally forgot about that one!

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“Desert Racists”
“Swamp Racists”

ROTFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣

Bloody accurate, you are.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

There's also mountain racists and wood racists.

It's like varieties of horrible elves.

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[–] PanaX@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I know we're not a huge portion of these maps, but the pacific northwest is a distinct group. We can be called mountain hippies if you like.

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[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

New England is distinctly different from Nomansland.

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Putting any iteration of England on a map goes against my personal principles.

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[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

LETS GO IM NYC NOW ;)

well, umm yeah?

[–] ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Flip the two in cali and then you’re good to go, end of notes

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

You forgot the salt cultists between LA and Vegas

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[–] Macallan@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I can't figure out if I live in Breaking Bad, Vegas, or San Francisco.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, get fucked, Seattle!

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Proud Noman from Nomansland reporting for duty

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Nailed it. No notes.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I wanted to point out that you left out Washington DC... But then I noticed that it was covered under "swamp racists"

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