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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago

i'm impressed "breaking bad" is separate from vegas, have you been memorizing the map?

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 days ago

Whoa whoa whoa... Swamp racists... Ffs I live in mountain racist territory!

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Mixed up LA and SF, desert racists shoulx include breaking bad, and swamp racists kind of starts farther west, but yes,

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah that whole desert racists/breaking bad/vegas section is more of a venn diagram.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Really is. Though imo nevada (more like fo:nv than just v) is kind of its own thing. More baroque crazy mobbed up gambling&sovcit nonsense.

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

“Desert Racists”
“Swamp Racists”

ROTFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣

Bloody accurate, you are.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There's also mountain racists and wood racists.

It's like varieties of horrible elves.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

As a lifelong southerner, I can attest to a veritable cornucopia of racists. There are:

Swamp racists, marsh racists, bayou racists (all are different), mountain racists, valley racists, low country racists, beach racists, ocean racists (totally different species, unrelated, with overlapping territory), woods racists, forest racists, and countless other unknown and tiny micro communities of different racists.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh, I forgot the largest and most widespread: NASCAR racists!

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

But you repeat yourself...

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

You forgot river racists and ghetto racists.

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

i though it wad skibidi rizz ohio

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 7 points 6 days ago

I think that both low key kinda work but skibidi Ohio is kind more aura. Also, skibidi Ohio rizz would be more common (and more correct?) then skibidi rizz Ohio

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Apart from the LA/SF mixup and NY a bit off, this is a good representation of the US.

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Putting any iteration of England on a map goes against my personal principles.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 days ago

What if it was as the name of a large dump next to Ireland tho

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You forgot Chicago, known for its awesome food, murder rate, and corrupt police.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Nobody knows where that is

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[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Archer@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

With a hat and a gun

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Ambarino, Lemoyne, New Austin, New Hannover, West Elizabeth

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[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (4 children)

New England is distinctly different from Nomansland.

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[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Nailed it. No notes.

[–] ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Flip the two in cali and then you’re good to go, end of notes

[–] debil@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

As a non-American the LA/SF thing doesn't bother me and seems pretty ignorable in the big picture.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I wanted to point out that you left out Washington DC... But then I noticed that it was covered under "swamp racists"

[–] Macallan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I can't figure out if I live in Breaking Bad, Vegas, or San Francisco.

lol this feels bad as a Coloradan

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I like to think of NYC as East Jersey

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[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It appears like most of Appalachia is under "swamp racists" and the rest as "NYC", which I strongly reject. Very little of Appalachia is swamp, it's mostly forested mountains. And it's far to rural to be compared to NYC.

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

And it's far to rural...

Sorry, Appalachia does not exist in European mental maps.

[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Which is a little funny, because the Appalachian mountain range is part of the same mountains as the Scottish Highlands: https://youtube.com/shorts/c_JWEipGwgs

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I do know that the Appalachian mountains exist because it's a popular area for horror movies and ghost stories and the people there have an endearing dialect but I couldn't tell you where in the States they're located.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 days ago

Once read a forum thread on "how your state/region is depicted in media" and had to point out that aside from one movie about a college the biggest things I could point to were the Wrong Turn movies (slasher movies about inbred cannibal hillfolk) and the movie version of Silent Hill (which is set in WV but based on Centralia, PA while the game version of Silent Hill is in New England).

Centralia, PA is one of those places with less than a dozen residents and a neat history. It's been on fire since 1962, the government tried to eminent domain all real estate in Centralia and a handful of extremely stubborn folks fought back leading to an agreement where they get to stay there for the rest of their lives after which the property reverts to the government via eminent domain. All seven of them. Five of which are still around as of 2020, having lived under that agreement for forty years. The church still holds services, and their graveyard are still maintained, even the one that's in a perpetual haze as the ground releases smoke.

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[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Who is Norman?/s
oh you meant snow racists!

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