It now costs $1 to own more than a billion dollars in assets for one *microsecond. We're talking total value here assets, property.
Bezos would be down to a billion in just over 2 days.
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Henceforth, $1 shall cost $1. Inflation solved.
Does this one need a sarcasm tag? I don't like using em but this joke is going to start zero fun conversations
Sarcasm acknowledged. If it were possible, what do you think the world would look like if inflation were 0% for a few decades? I hope this is a fun conversation. If not, I'll settle for another joke, amusing anecdote or icy silence with a judgmental stare.
if inflation were 0% for a few decades
"You obviously know nothing of how the real world works."
Was going to type a whole bullshit essay with random made up stats and facts to make your idle question look malicious and uninformed, but I just cant be arsed. Can we just pretend I was a cunt for mild chuckles?
I can't believe you'd say that about OPs mother. Downvoted, reported, enjoy ur ban kid.
In their defence, they raised several valid points about the musical harmony between My Little Pony and eugenics that made my heart swell
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I got the same macroeconomics education as a lot of people. I get why 2% inflation is a common target. I do, however, like thought experiments using extreme values.
I wouldn't say it's a particularly idle question by social media standards. Admittedly, that's a pretty low bar. Perhaps I am uniformed. I'm definitely not being malicious.
Can we just pretend I was a cunt for mild chuckles?
Bullshit essays for a joke are one of the few legit use cases for LLMs imo
Even bullshit essays should have a soul.
I'd enjoy the topic at a less busy time of life. I'm being kept tired, distracted, and poor lately as a systematic form of oppressive totalitarian rule - and that's just from my kid!
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$2 now costs $1
Congrats, everything has doubled in price overnight.
Raising a child.
That should cover like 90% of everything for everyone, even if you don't have kids.
1 dollar children, I like that
How is this hypothetical child being raised? Are we talking Capri sun here or Tropicana. Do they get an iPad?
Ipad is 2 dollars.
Self actualization.
Boom, straight to the top, fuck you Maslow.
1$ footlongs.
Star Trek matter replicator (batteries included)
My smile. Time to make the world a better place.
The cost of all stuffed animals at a thrift shop.
Then I could easily work on increasing the amount of rescues I will have. It's currently 1.5 rescue to 4 others ( purchased at a store, gift shop, gift, etcetera ).
My goal to someday have more rescues than store bought would be a little easier.
Oh yeah, and kids would have an easier time accessing them because $1 stuffed animals are a lot easier to convince a parent to buy than a $5.99 stuffed animal. But I don't like kids, so they were an afterthought!
Bitcoin.
That could actually make it a viable currency. Unless you mean the entirety of all bitcoin in which case lol.
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