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[–] FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 68 points 6 days ago

This reads like she was living outside of her means and recently was forced to return to her financial reality, and is framing it as a choice she made lol

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 54 points 6 days ago
[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

"Rich person that has everything the working class suffers to obtain, culturally appropriates the experiences of the working class to benefit themselves."

Rich people will steal anything.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"I like pretending to be poor just like the little people I step on to attain my wealth. It's a great change of pace!"

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 days ago

sometimes i like to strap 4 prosthetic legs to my hips and carry around pine needles in a pair of tweezers, after which i pour molten aluminum into an ant nest

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 55 points 6 days ago (7 children)

"I want to live like common people. I want to do whatever common people do."

[–] RubberDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

The William Shatner version of this is really good. Really spits out the "poor is cool" part

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nice. I’ve been planning for an extended period of being homeless, starving, and working on my interpersonal skills by relying on strangers for basic needs.

Oh, wait, not planning, I meant bracing. Silly me.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Not a joke tho

[–] ToadOfHypnosis@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (13 children)

No one should have this privilege to begin with. Society should work to create a livable experience for everyone instead of constantly making comfort and stability an exclusive club.

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[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How to turn your financial rough spot into pretentious self-marketing 101

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[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 6 days ago

BURN CORPO SHIT

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago

"whisper networks of power players" doesn't set any alarm bells off for you? When you see something like that happening, you don't think, even for one second, "everyone in this room should become a fine pink mist very quickly." You don't think that?? You just go along with it and try to get some power for yourself?

PATHETIC

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 41 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Who the fuck flies economy for fun

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 41 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm just pretending to be poor and didn't lose it all on Tesla futures.

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[–] ThorrJo@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Mah, hailed by Forbes as a "wildly successful serial entrepreneur" who launched her first six-figure business in middle school, has built a business empire worth over $500 million. Despite these accomplishments, the 32-year-old describes herself as a “struggling entrepreneur.”

"Does my life sound like a fairy tale? When I hang out with aspiring entrepreneurs in college, they say they want my life. But my best friends who know me best almost always say they would HATE my life," Mah wrote candidly in her post.

She revealed working a minimum of 60 hours a week and grappling with what she calls "accomplishment dysmorphia." Mah also shared deeply personal struggles, including the pain of losing an ex-boyfriend to suicide and her ongoing battle with comparing herself to others.

https://www.dnaindia.com/lifestyle/report-meet-woman-who-flies-jet-drives-exotic-cars-claims-herself-as-struggling-entrepreneur-she-is-3119582

gee I wonder if the boyfriend killed himself due to ending up with a relentless shark-eyed clout chaser with a soul so dark & empty a thousand universes in full bloom could never hope to fill it 🫢

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oh dear: https://www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-news/who-is-jessica-mah-tech-entrepreneur-faces-multiple-lawsuits-from-ex-colleaguesinvestor-article-152125789

OH DEAR: https://archive.ph/263Z3

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Crazy, when I want to be grounded I just connect myself to the ground pin on my socket.

No.. I am not joking sadly https://groundingofficial.com/

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago

i'm in a community for minimalist shoes/barefooting and this shit is the bane of our existence, every now and then someone joins and starts talking about grounding and it's miserable how few people are willing to firmly call it out as batshit nonsense

people seemingly can't do something unusual without a magical justification, "it feels nice" or "it's what we're evolved for" isn't enough, it's gotta be all spiritual and pseudoscientific apparently.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

LMAO WTF is this?? xD. This website screams "healthcare scam", the spin to win wheel pop-up is the cherry on top.

I hope no one actually falls for this (please let me have this fantasy thx)

I have friends who sleep on a pile of wires…

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I especially like that they claim electronics burst into flames if they're not grounded, because the electrons have nowhere to go.

Which, let's ignore the complete misunderstanding of how electricity works for a moment, but if they truly believe the ground pin does something functionally, how do they ignore all the shit that only has a two prong plug?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If grounding doesn't satisfy you, you may wanna try sounding.

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That's hilarious. If you actually bought into this BS, you could just walk outside barefoot, it's free and literally everyone has access.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago

best part? that has actual physical benefits and (after getting used to it obviously) it feels fucking lovely to walk through nature.

nothing beats soft moss or a lush lawn, my god

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

This is in addition. Like if you are at home or a hotel and want to be "grounded"

Also, they have grounding shoes! Which are shows with a few small metal rods going through the bottom, so that when you wear them you are still electrically connected to the ground (which means they assume you don't wear socks???)

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[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

"entrepreneur playing the long game" ok fuck right off Jessica, in my country we say "stories made up in the beer garden"

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 6 days ago

If only she would ground herself in reality starting from the top floor of her skyscraper

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Economy for fun. Mmmm, kinky. Make sure you have a safe word.

[–] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I just checked LinkedIn. She's a real person and this is a real post and there are 83 other real comments from her contacts agreeing with her and praising her. WTF.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Linkedin is the absolutely worst shithole socialmedia that has ever been created. 4chan is more down to earth. The idea in the beginning was great. Make it easier for people to create a network in order to get hired. Unfortunately that just leads to the nastiest of asskissing of capitalism in order to get seen.

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[–] dragonlobster@programming.dev 24 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Damn imagine flying economy. With the peasants /s

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Probably flew premium economy. Or at the very least, still got priority boarding with mileage status.

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[–] etherphon@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

Entrepreneur, your parents are rich, got it. Linkedin influencers, is there a more useless idiot?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

What I really appreciate is her humility.

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[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 16 points 6 days ago

Same energy:

[–] Zanmato@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I think she wants to cope with her downgrade or something along the lines...

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh really? If you're really so down to earth, eat this hot pocket.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

They got rid of the motherfucking crisping sleeves! I'm pissed.

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