Beaver!

You called?

No one has died of dysentery I guess…

Some of us remember!!! Damn you, first level!!!

If they could actually understand what they would read, they’d nearly die in shame at the sudden realization…

Throw in the Muskrat please

WE CAN DO THAT!?!??

Go fund yourself.

Buying HP products are a very bad investment, period.

To be fair, this is the kind of bomb I’d totally expect O’Brien to say jokingly

Honestly I love the Lemmy. I do check in every day, but I don’t often comment or post, I’ll admit it.

Then again I never really posted on Reddit either.

I tried Mastodon, I actively did, and I still lurk from time to time—logically it makes the most sense for me to use professionally—but there’s something I don’t just like about it. Probably that simply it isn’t my platform of choice—or maybe it is that I would technically need to use it professionally to replace FB and IG.

There’s so much social media fatigue. I just want to relax and goof around, doing it respectfully of course.

[…] some believe it is the responsibility of a newspaper of record like The Onion to delve fully into the nuances of a complex and multifaceted conflict that stretches back not just decades but centuries. These people are wrong.

LMFAO