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[โ€“] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I like pretending to be poor just like the little people I step on to attain my wealth. It's a great change of pace!"

sometimes i like to strap 4 prosthetic legs to my hips and carry around pine needles in a pair of tweezers, after which i pour molten aluminum into an ant nest