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[–] Matombo@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Fried Onions

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago
[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Your creature's new name is "Cock". Congratulations.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Charcuterie

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Butter croissant actually seems like a decent name for a guinea pig.

If we're including drinking, coffee is a pretty good name, but not for such a light colored guinea pig.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 1 month ago

Left arm of the corpse of Lenin

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Daemnyz@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

JÄÄÄÄGERSCHNITZEL!

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Potato

Quite fitting

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

His name is Hot Dog and he is beautiful.

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Meatball Sub

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

heavenly hunk.

heavenly hunk

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago
[–] potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish 3 points 1 month ago
[–] JakenVeina@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Bacon Cheeseburger.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Cucumber slice

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Stroopwafel

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Drunken noodles

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Thai Noodle? Works for me!

[–] philthi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] sailormoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Dehydrated pineapples

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Egg Drop Soup.

Egg Drop is a cute name.

[–] tomat0223@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Chilli Mac with Beans.

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Peanut butter and weed sandwich

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I have a moral objection to naming guinea pigs after food, but...

Cheese Steak

[–] astrsk@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Kiernian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Mole burrito

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago
[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Brussels sprout!

[–] Qtech@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Fudge Pretzel

[–] VanRayInd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Brekky bagel sandwich!

( homemade: eggy sausage cheese with organic maple syrup & siracha, chive cream cheese, toasted daves plain bagel... fuck yeah)

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 2 points 1 month ago

trencito (chocolate)

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Jalapeño chicken

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

"Xarelto", or alternatively "cereal with sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, crushed peanuts, raisins, dried cranberries, and Greek yogurt" if medicine doesn't count.

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