apple's security is as proven as santa claus

I don't think they will even if you demand them. Apple is a profit-motivated company.

excellent

I have fn lock on for volume and brightness, so that becomes Alt+FN+F2

its not working, my krunner bind is windows+d

Weren't they telling Mexicans not to forget the Alamo? I'm not Mexican, so I shouldn't need to remember the Alamo