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[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 87 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Finally, a 3rd Right-wing party

[–] homhom9000@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

Truthfully, the second one got them some powerful presidencies. If the democrats cared about politics they should create parties too.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 52 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh great another party for billionaires, just what I asked for!

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think we should do entryism into it

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Fuck it, why not? Let's do some clown shit before the world fully burns down.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 41 points 9 months ago (2 children)

very well funded and run by the dumbest people you can imagine. "Yes sir, I'll canvas that neighborhood!" - immediately go home to smoke weed and eat takeout paid for by the "campaign"

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago

Back on CTH there were people posting about doing this for Bloomberg.

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 33 points 9 months ago

I saw a hilarious video on TikTok with a man wearing a Cuomo shirt where he admitted he supported Mamdani but that Cuomo was paying him $200/day to wear the shirt.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

From Wikipedia:

The America Party is the founding and ruling party of the Commonwealth of American Workers' Republics, a position it has held since the Second American Revolution of 2032. Though created by Elon Musk in 2025, the party was taken over by the Left Faction, and was reorganized as a vanguard party.

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

Elon in exile on Mars: "The America Party is now nothing but a removed Billionaires Party! It claims to represent the jetski dealerships and the franchisees, tech moguls and oligarchs, but really, it serves the filthy proletariat. Every week I see further evidence of wealth trickling down, enriching the parasitic ruling classes - baristas, journalists and the like - subsidizing useless eaters, in other words! They will never achieve global capitalism and must be opposed by any means necessary!"

dies from icepick to the mars-dome

[–] acab_means_cop_Dva@hexbear.net 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's exactly like the crashout Bloomberg 2020 campaign where lmayo Bloomberg paid $1 billion to pretend he had friends for a summer and ratfuck the opposition to uphold capital interests. Bloomberg is still paying out lawsuits to unpaid staff.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bloomberg is still paying out lawsuits to unpaid staff.

But wait I thought he was a "real" billionaire unlike Tdrumpft

Why is he shirking his payouts just like that dang cheeto!?

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's the secret to becoming a real billionaire - never pay anyone for anything.

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

You can't make this shit up. Literally refounding the Know Nothings.

The American Party, known as the Native American Party before 1855[a] and colloquially referred to as the Know Nothings, or the Know Nothing Party, was an Old Stock nativist political movement in the United States in the 1850s. Members of the movement were required to say "I know nothing" whenever they were asked about its specifics by outsiders, providing the group with its colloquial name.[

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Damn, I what happened the last time a rich guy in Tech tried making a 3rd party.

Ah well, nevertheless.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

18.9% popular vote

0 electoral votes

amerikkka-clap

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Calling it now. The 2028 candidates:

American Party: Peter Thiel
Republican Party: JD Vance
Democratic Party: David Duke
Progressive Party: AOC

(The Democrats will want to go with a political centrist who can appeal to can appeal to conservatives and has a track record appealing to members of both parties. That's why they nominate Duke.)

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Andrew WK announces plan to 'Make America party!'

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

timmy-pray

Edit: not sure if you've heard that Andrew WK Gundam cover album, but it's pretty fun.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

I have and love it

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago

Split the right. Split the right. Split the right. Split the right. lets-fucking-go

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, split the repube vote

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Idk, I was surprised how many CHUD accounts took Elons side after their breakup. It may be more like 1000:10

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

im giving it two weeks before a "democrats against waste and fraud" super PAC pops up. democrats love nothing more than snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

This gives the Dems more power to do nothing.

[–] Mousy@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

c'mon you really couldn't think of a better name?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 57 points 9 months ago

We should be surprised that it wasn't the X party

[–] miz@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

The Country over, party!

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 9 months ago

the COP.. this tracks

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Will be really funny watching them split the votes.

[–] christian@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can't picture that happening, but I do think it would be really funny watching Elon melt down struggling to comprehend how his results were inexplicably exactly as bad as was suggested by all the staffers he fired for telling him that.

The more realistic outcome is that this is a groundbreaking and truly innovative new political party powered by superdogecoin which will revolutionize oh whoops we can't campaign anymore all the money we raised just disappeared when the price dropped jeez completely unforeseeable but very sad for the future of America.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah, it's hard to guess what could happen, but from a cynical point of view, nothing about this is gonna be good...

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Will it? Idk, we'll see.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

i don't ask for much

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

wowo nobody's ever thought of doing this before musk

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago
[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

I'm gonna do a bit and start the AmeriKKKa Party. Our mascot will be a burger.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Afrikaaner party

[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

If he does this for a while at least you probably will be able to get hourly jobs where you talk to really dumb people. Should be great.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

The Musk farce to the Perot tragedy