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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fuck Goya.

That's one of those companies that shouldn't get another cent from you, ever.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I agree with the sentiment, but this is obviously a pun about the painter.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Did not know the painter's name. That said, I stand by the 'fuck Goya' when that shitstain of a company is brought up, meme or otherwise.

[–] GeekyOnion@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (4 children)

How much commission did the giant Cheeto get for this art using an image of his favorite beans?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Mfw I hear someone diss my bro:

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm not an art history type but I'm pretty sure he was a before I was born type painter. what did he do?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Francisco de Goya painted this picture, which the OP is a parody of:

Goya is a company that cans beans and their CEO has praised Trump in the past:

I find the above picture of the horrific twisted monster disgusting and detestable, but I like the painting.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

The company. They're affiliated with the bigoted domestic terrorists squatting in the White House.

https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/the-president-is-shilling-beans

[–] CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The artist who made the original painting was named Francisco Goya.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm sad for the people who genuinely don't get the joke, OP is making a fantastically layered one unappreciated

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

I don't know if I'm sad for them, not getting the joke; or sad for me, for being here so much that I get the joke.

[–] GeekyOnion@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

And you don’t give others credit for understanding this, and making their own layered joke? 👍

You raise a good idea - replace this as Trump's official portrait wherever possible.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Saturn Devouring His Beans

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's beautiful.

It's horrible.

It's all of us, and we are ate.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh shit, this lemming eatin' beans!

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of when I saw that dude eating beans.

[–] edupo@europe.pub 7 points 3 days ago
[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Either he's vomiting beans into that can or those beans have been congealed into a single semisolid mass that sticks together.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've heard the name but don't know what it is, other than that I think it's something fermented?

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

fermented soy bean I believe, but you rot/ferment any legume it will smell about the same. gets stretchystickyslimegoop that is too much for me.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

AI doesn't understand how beans work.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

This is... this is fantastic on so many levels. Love these Goya memes, thank you OP