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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Absolutely bullshit. They knew it and they covered it up. I sincerely believe he knew it when he "joked" about it which was a little moment of it slipping out as a joke in order to cope with it.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

flattened-bernie I bet he knew it too.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago

World's oldest, frailest, and most important man was never screened for world's most common cancer due to a tiny little bureaucratic mixup, for a decade. Oopsie!

[–] Bruja@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

More lies and misinformation from the new yorkkk crimes.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

I rate five pinochios

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

dem Now that I'm not so busy running for a four-year term as one of the most important people on the planet, I should probably get my physical condition checked out!

doubt

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

I think realistically, the doctors checked his blood, said, "You came back positive for cancer, how do you feel?" And he said, "I'm fine. Back in the day, cornpop would pull my hair..." and the doctor stopped listening and said, "You're 90 years old, odds are you'll die of organ failure before this cancer gets you, don't worry about it."

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I hate to be Mr. Killjoy, but prostate cancer screening in old men is worthless. It's one of the least aggressive forms of cancer—usually taking 10 to 15 years to kill you—and treating it at that age is more likely to shorten your lifespan than the tumor itself.

Cool that he's gonna die eventually, but there's no coverup here.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Also, skill issue—he forgot to cure cancer when he was President. RIP bozo.

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Prostate exam? What do you folks want next? Drawing a clock? Chill out.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

But... after the exam he gets, dem

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

but.. he had a perfect bill of health when he was running for office again i thought

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm going to guess Joe, Dr Jill found out before 2020. Then they approached Obummer with the info. Obama got with the Dem leadership and that's when they hatched the 2020 Primary shenanigans. They wanted to give Joe his final chance. They probably also got Kamala on board by teasing a chance he might die in office. That's also why Biden disappeared for like 3 months. He was undergoing treatment to slow down the cancer. Obviously it took its toll on his health by the time we got to the 2024 debates. He was fucking gone mentally. But the Dems were willing to run him again because it worked in 2020 and worst comes to worse they would have Kamala in the seat.

Now that they know he won't make it to 2028, they're willing to admit his condition.

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

It really puts the last five years in perspective doesn't it?

Not that I really give a shit about who is president but I always thought it would be ass if we got our first woman president by some technicality instead of a popular movement.

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Lies, deception, every day more lies

[–] Boynomoder@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Wondering if he’s had it for awhile and that’s what all that weird “we will cure cancer by the end of this administration” thing was all about.

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Ahh, I see he's using my health strategy of "if I don't know about it, it's not real". Difference is he's not poor and I don't believe this for a second.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"i'm invincible" said the dying man

[–] D61@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

biden-point "Im gonna cure cancer!"

Narrator: "In reality, he instead, contracted cancer."

[–] RION@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro took on cancer for the rest of us like a sin eater

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

sicko-crowd to sicko-wholesome pipeline

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I hope his prostate swells to the size of Marc Andreessen's head

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

he wasn't screened because they knew he had it

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

the cancer's been running the show the whole time

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Forcefem could still save him freedom-hater