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submitted 9 months ago by Bruja@hexbear.net to c/hexbear@hexbear.net

Admins are probably already working on it, heads up just in case.

[-] Bruja@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

ibarruri-fist Symmetry is boring anyways. Asymmetry is far more interesting.

[-] Bruja@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Crowsa Luxemburg is an excellent display name. bird-screm1 rosa

[-] Bruja@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

The one who wandered in and called China “East Taiwan” was one of the funniest.

[-] Bruja@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Unlikely for it to go this far, not yet, but due to needing something huge for cover. Not due to impact on rich people. The TSA got implemented despite resistance and rich people get the fast lane or fly private. Could easily get an exemption for this barrier and also fly private over. Do rich people really drive across state borders all that often anyways? TSA was under cover of a culturally impactful terrorist attack. Now begrudgingly accepted. There is likely a missing ingredient before putting something like this in action in Texas. Abortion and trans fearmongering aren’t enough.

Open to hearing reasons why rich people would be severely impacted. They get away with most everything unless getting in the way of other rich people’s money. And something like this would put a lot of money into private hands.

[-] Bruja@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

My 'safe for eyes' orb has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my orb.

[-] Bruja@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

“Home of Overused Tagline Gags”

[-] Bruja@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago

They’re going to build a physical border around Texas with checkpoints at interstate highways. Razor wire and saw blades in between to catch people, as tested across the Rio Grande. A private company either directly owned by a state politician or relation of once will be contracted to test the urine of everyone passing through for hormones that indicate pregnancy or out of bounds for cis people. Booths will be set up in the style of TSA full-body naked radar cylinders with semi-privacy to piss in public while bodies are scanned for abnormalities such as unexpected secondary sex characteristics and piss bags taped to the inner thigh. New detention centers will be built to temporarily imprison those who fail this first screening while further invasions of privacy are conducted. A fast-lane option where blood screenings are conducted every 6 weeks at diagnostic laboratories (paid for out of pocket) will be available. A black market industry of false certification cards will thrive. Other states with gqp leverage will attempt to follow suit.

That’s the price of Freedom©™ under the lone star. Enriching ghouls and expanding the fascist police state to catch poor undesirables.

[-] Bruja@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

He left a funny custom blown glass pipe at my place in the early aughts and I've been trying to get it back to him. But also been using it in the meantime so not in any rush. Who are we talking about again?

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[-] Bruja@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Dokdo is DPRK, get both those US vassal states outta there.

[-] Bruja@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

Exactly. They'll never see it coming. Keeps them on their toes.
Giving Long Island to Mali next.
Pray the deal isn't altered further.

[-] Bruja@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Give it to Niger as part of reparations. Aim some missiles at France and get Europe to stop fucking with Africa. Create the African Union and have some Soviet/Chinese-style turnaround.

[-] Bruja@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Fooled you, you're literally replying to the same person on an alt.
BungieFan->HaloMasyerChief

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