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[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

They call the fingers but I never seen em fing …. Woah, there they go

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People named Lana: 😒

People named Kcidymkcus: 😏

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I know a guy whose actual name is Anal. It means fire in our native language lol. Not a nice name to have when you're (unfortunately) in the US.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A lot of people (including the prime minister lol) are called Dick in the Netherlands.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ever heard of Tricky Dick? It's what the newspapers were calling Richard Nixon after the Watergate scandal.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah but he came after Johnson, so i think we just had a phallic few presidencies. And before Johnson was Kennedy, which wasn't a phallic name, but the man was a slut

[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bangla. But it's a loan word from Sanskrit (i.e. Tatsama), so it's the same in many north Indian languages as well. I don't think it's used as a name outside of Bengal, though. (It's pronounced like Awnawl in Bangla, and Awnawlawh in Sanskrit.)

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

anal & suckmydick for those wondering

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

People named Hannah

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

People named "Grerg"

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bob would be a more common alternative.

[–] bob@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago
[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

People named A dog, a panic, in a pagoda:

[–] Mozingo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

adogap a ni, cinap a, god A

A dog, a panic, in a pagoda

Hrmmm, the commas aren't in the same place.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

That depends on your definition of the same place. They haven't moved...

Do nine men interpret? Nine men, I nod.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

People named "Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog"

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 14 points 1 year ago

Kid named Regnif

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

People name Naomi.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 11 points 1 year ago

People named "Bob."

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder what a bumdaƨƨ is

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 1 year ago

It's a past tense slang for anal.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Danger zone!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

People named "Ada"

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

Du bist von hinten wie von vorne.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People named Emanpuedamylsuoivbosihtgnisreverrehtobneveuoydidyhw...

[–] Grostleton@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, I actually just read it backwards!

Only took maybe twice as much effort as pasting it in a text reversing site.😏

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[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Racecar is a pathetic human name

[–] rotkehle@feddit.org 5 points 1 year ago

People named "Tenet"

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

People named MarjorieiorjraM...

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

My deamon was named by my parents' deamon

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

People named: A man a plan a canal Panama

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

When Lucasarts was making a lot of Star Wars games we tryed to make ourselves Star Wars names by anagramming our government names.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Looks like a band playing the same genre as xavleg

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Dammit im maD

[–] Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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