Did Buttigieg, Shapiro, and Zelenskyy do a DBZ-type fusion?
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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Exactly what I was thinking lol
Never buying my zelenskies from temu again smh
Littlefinger lookin' ass
Evil Peter Daou
Punished Rat
Punished Pete
Pallid Snake
Remember that documentary they made that just revealed how tragic his marriage was
I've only seen the clip where they're in a dairy queen
"Can I eat the ice cream before the chicken?"
"You can do whatever you want...its date night"
Is burned into my brain lol
…what the fuck? Does Mayo Pete usually control the order in which Chasten (why do I remember his name?) eats his food or what is being implied here?
I think it's designed to be one of those "cute" teasing lines that just are awkward for everyone that isn't like a boomer grandma.
Looking like 
So here's the plan... We tell Afghanistan they can have all of our minerals if we can have half of theirs. They will obviously accept as it's a good deal for them. Then we place a live crocodile in front of our minerals and institute a strict formal dress code. While the Taliban are busy trying to dodge the crocodile and rent tuxedos, we'll already have all of their rare earths
He looks like a villain in one of the more mid Star Trek Next Gen episodes.
A redshirt who turns out to be evil, being paid by the Romulans or something
He's entered his bear phase
Also I would like to remind everyone of this unhinged article from 2023
https://www.wired.com/story/pete-buttigieg-interview-god-beer-electric-mustang/
The curious mind of Pete Buttigieg holds much of its functionality in reserve. Even as he discusses railroads and airlines, down to the pointillist data that is his current stock-in-trade, the US secretary of transportation comes off like a Mensa black card holder who might have a secret Go habit or a three-second Rubik’s Cube solution or a knack for supplying, off the top of his head, the day of the week for a random date in 1404, along with a non-condescending history of the Julian and Gregorian calendars.
A lot of libs I know are obsessed with the way this guy talks, which has the sound of being intellectual. But it matches the obsession with aesthetics, debate, and the marketplace of ideas, etc (he did a lot of debates on Fox and other recently). He's basically what they think of when they imagine a #resist politician after watching The West Wing.
My mom is a fucking turbo-lib and loves this rat fuck. "He's very articulate." She never says what he actually said, just complete vibes. No analysis of policies. Shrugs off his secret cave meetings and train derailments.
Just makes me want to odfoofsoabwiskwkaipapqoabbrfug
New 2000s-era James Bond movie Russian computer programmer just dropped
Twink death is real
A beard is no substitute for a good jawline.
Yeah, but a beard hides the fact that you have no jawline
...fight me
Buttigenskiyy
He's got cold lifeless eyes... like a dolls eyes.
Used to have high, high hopes for a living
I can see why he thinks it's a good idea, but for now it looks pretty bad.
He looks like they cut off his supply of dogs
He looks high as fuck ngl.
He looks like Kendall Roy.
Lmao I’m the eldest boy lookin ass
That's what I was thinking, too lol. He looks like Kendall going through withdrawal.
My man has gone from American Psycho to The Machinist
I scrolled past this post without really looking at it and thought it was a picture of zelensky and thought that was the joke
On his grizzled and edgy arc. He's basically like that guy from the Office that glazes the CIA for a living.
CIA Jim
Ratburn from Arthur but an Illuminati
Phew theres a name i never thought I'd hear
I won't condemn the weird awkward stage of beard. Everyone's is unique. You hit it and either you shave or push on and hope it gets better.
Looks a bit lacking in humour. Like he's contrasting himself unfavorably with someone I'd want to play DnD with.
Do you want some candy? I got some in my windowless van.
Dr evil vibes
I hope he gets an absolutely enormous beard like some kind of dwarven king. Alternatively, there are some hilarious decisions he could make with just a moustache.
ratman
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