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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 66 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is this "jumping the shark" or "knowing your audience?"

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Good question. Let's have a lingerie boxing match episode between dax and 7 of 9 to find out.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 year ago

Isn't there some betazed tradition that could be hamfisted in to make them fully nude, all in the name of authenticity of course? Majel walked so they could ru~~b~~n

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

Oh fuck yeah Tsunkatse 2!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I DEMAND EQUAL REPRESENTATION

Throw some dudes in the lanes too.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Garak and Bashir mudwrestling?

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Seven could do it naked and win, because she doesn't give a fuck. Q2 got bored of her in 5 seconds because she was completely unfazed.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I still think about the episode where T'pol goes through pon farr...

I'll be in my bunk

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Me viewing this image from left to right:
Niiiice...
Ohhh, even better...
Ok, ok... I like where this is going...
Uhh? Ruh roh raggy!

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Can't be knowing your audience, we never got to see Worf in that swimsuit

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Well. As long as it’s women we’ll allow it”

& in the same vein, a quote from famous transphobe Dave Chapelle : “I think gay sex is gross. Unless it’s lesbians”

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty much the gay couple was originally supposed to be Bashir and Garak, but they were worried that anything involving penises is too gay for people in the 90's.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Cardassians are lizard people, can we confirm they don't have cloacas?

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know whether to upvote or downvote this (j/k I almost never downvote but just go with the bit okay?), so here is a Reddit gif that somehow represents both:

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[–] abfarid@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Your embed doesn't work for me.

Seems like it's because you used http instead of https:
Oh btw, you'll need this

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oh wow, it works fine for me on PieFed.

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Edit: also it works in Chrome but not Firefox Android, so it seems related to the method of access. Anyway thanks for bringing it to my attention!:-)

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Works for me in FF Android

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Weirdly, it works for me from Discuss.Online, but not from slrpnk.net, where the OP post was submitted from. It also works from Lemmy.World.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Probably something weird in their reverse proxies.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see both gifs fine from the connect app

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Not from Voyager on Android. But we have already concluded that it depends on what you use.

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[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She’s high as shit so she’s holding upside down, that’s all.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That must be it bc the color is all off...

Also part of the joke is that any image from Reddit is somehow tainted and therefore a bit like a downvote in itself to have shared it? I dunno, maybe I need to be high(er) to understand that one better... 🤣

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The orangered votes are up on Reddit, but down on Lemmy, so it’s both.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, then it really was closer to the mark than I realized! 🤣

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And the blazin’ bev trend means she’s definitely more stoned and all of this will make more sense with each rip of the bong.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I think that empathy through horniness is still technically progress.

Edit: I have this ugly feeling that I just wrote the thesis statement for my entire stance on Star Trek...

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

empathy through horniness is still technically progress.

Can I make this into a bumper sticker for my car?

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 26 points 1 year ago

Somehow still less horny than TOS.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Network Suits: ... OK fine .. you can have your Dax sexy time stuff with Vanessa Williams on swimsuit planet ..... but you'll have to cut out all the Quark holosuite suggestive pornography episodes with Vulcan sex slaves, Klingon women in bikinis, Orion sex dancers and Bajoran orgies.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even the pudding planet episode?

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Especially the pudding planet episode.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Pfft. fine. More starship battles then.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago

Wolfe: For this scene? Sure!

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Shut up. You had me at Vanessa Williams

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

DS9 was religious

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They really wanted to use this scene in the episode where Crusher is fucking a ghost, but the legal department wouldn't let them.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Hey you wanna get ghost-sued? Go right ahead.

[–] __nobodynowhere@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For what? Piloting while being Klingon?

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Not just that, he also piloted, and even captained, by being under the influence of Klingon!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"Uh-oh, the ratings just slumped - time to get T'Pol naked again."

[yes I know it's a different series]

[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Okay this is the first time I've actually been like "wtf"

What do you mean fucked her to death?! The hell is going on in Star Trek?!

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