each time they share a new photo its like a completely different dude lol
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I guess they're picking anyone with a black hoodie and mask.
Or a beige hoodie and a mask lmfao
NYPD is just posting masked thirst traps at this point
NYPD released new stills of the alleged shooter apparently in a taxi with some unbelievable brow work cutting some lethal angles.
https://subium.com/profile/taliajane.bsky.social/post/3lcrkq46v222i
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Good to see some people still masking, protecting others 😜
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Oh, no. More soulful eyes to hypnotize. They're falling into his trap.
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I don't think it's the same guy as the smiling pic they released. I truly think they're just grabbing any surveillance footage of hoody wearing white guys with face masks and saying, "That's the guy."
I've always considered myself bisexual heteroromantic but I'm reconsidering
I truly think they're just grabbing any surveillance footage of hoody wearing white guys with face masks and saying, "That's the guy."
brb grabbing my mask and jacket and maybe do some shopping 
Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger!
What’re you buyin, stranger?
Ahh! I'll buy it at a high price!
Breaking: UHC shooter identified as the merchant from RE4
What're you sellin'?
They're just posting anyone with Mediterranean heritage and a mask. God forbid the next shooter is Asian
God forbid the next shooter is Asian
Which Asian. Like British idea of Asian (South Asia), America idea of Asian (East Asia), Southeast Asia, Central Asia?
the police release one picture of each and claim they're all the same suspect
"Here's what you would be if you were Indian, Chinese, Indonesian, Uzbekistani"
NYC cops get $6,000,000,000 a year. I bet they'll ask for another billion so they can do more this top-notch crackerjack police work.
United HealthCare CEO Brian Thompson's alleged assassin seen in new photos: NYPD
“Those buses are interstate buses,” NYPD Chief of Detectives Joe Kenny said in interviews Friday, adding, “That’s why we believe he may have left New York City.”
“We have video of him entering the Port Authority Bus Terminal. We don’t have any video of him exiting so we believe he may have gotten on a bus,” Kenny concluded.
Police say the suspect arrived in New York City via a Greyhound bus from Atlanta prior to the murder.
Shocking revaluation that interstate buses can travel interstate
I’m British. Does that mean he could go really far? Like as far as Texas is wide?
/s
the shooter might be dozens of miles into new jersey by now!
The only reason they can't catch him is that they aren't given enough money! If we increase the budget to $12B, I think we can nab the guy.
The NYPD can then expand into movies and tv to help inform the public and catch the bad guys. For example: Law & Order: SVU CEO.
New details released by the NYPD indicate the shooter may be a type of dryad, or wood nymph.
DDD hero victory tour photo album
Muad'dib
:hitman-peek:
A more-or-less serious question - what should be in the CEO Shooter cocktail?
Something seen as high status/expensive that you then pour three shots into.
Takillya with lime and salt. Three shots straight up
Probably a shot with three ingredients whose names start with a C, an E, and an O.
Cointreau, Espolon Tequila, OJ.
So like a margarita? But you have to drink it with a mask on, only lowering it to take sips? And you have to pay in cash.
Dewar's, Dom Perignon, and Don Julio.
Wait a minute...
Facts don't care about your feelings.
(And yes, it quite literally says that on this hoody that Shapiro sells and used himself as a model for...)
Sorry, guy on the top is an 8 and Shapiro has the eyebrows of a 3.
I accept your point, but its not very difficult to get your eyebrows shaped.
it's not even the same style of mask :picard:
By the end of this investigation, they'll have enough hunky dudes for a monthly CEO Assassin Suspect calendar, and if some enterprising individual doesn't pull that off, they are leaving money on the table.
The shooter paid cash at the hostel, presented what police believe was a fake ID and is believed to have paid cash for taxi rides and other transactions.
how do they know it was a fake ID? why haven't they released the name that was on the ID, if its an alias he could have been going by?
After the shell casings and the monopoly money it wouldn't shock me if the ID in question does exist it probably has a comically obvious alias.
"The police are looking for a Mr John Kler..."
But a little cleverer.
Mr Joseph Kerr?
APB for a Wayne Kerr
Different mask, different jacket... show his smile and I'll think a while
No need for that, the AI already says it's a match
I kinda wish the CEO got murked two months ago so everyone would be dressing up like the shooter for Halloween lmao
we really do live in a surveillance state huh
I don't see anything in this picture.