I understand the two theories and the difference between them, but when my brain tries to comprehend how gravity actually works I experience a comprehension failure.

I understood about 8% of that article but it's still fascinating.

Yeah, fuckem. They voted this misery, they get to live it.

That's gonna be kind of a hard sell.

My only experience with SolarWinds was when I took a brief interest in a side project of theirs, signed up for a newsletter, and then spent more than a decade clicking unsubscribe every 6 months. The somehow evaded Gmail's spam filter about that frequently and unsubscribe went nowhere. Even diverting them with rules didn't work well because the email formatting would change enough to evade. I'm kind of glad they're suffering.

Just like this guy.

They truly believe that somehow THIS will be the billionaire to save them.

January 20, 2029.

I feel that.

It even plays a happy little tune while it does it.

I recently bought a zojirushi rice cooker because of their reputation for making perfect rice and lasting decades. So it's the AK of rice cookers. Or more like the AR because it was $200.

Where? I wanna play!