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[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 86 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You haven't lived until you have had a chickpea in your mouth.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 69 points 2 months ago

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

[–] z500@startrek.website 82 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's basically bean dip, what's not to love?

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 96 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Beans are communist. They all look alike.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fellas is it ~~gay~~ liberal to eat chickpeas

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Or cold hamberders

[–] sozesoze@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

But you're already not being Jessica! You can't not be two people at once!

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

OH YEAAAHHH

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

"Tomato reduction"

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

steak rare enough that it's actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Sorry, what?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I love having an hour at home everyday at lunchtime to make fresh, healthy meals from scratch

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could make hummus before hand, it keeps pretty well in the fridge.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Then they wouldn't have made it for lunch.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I mean you just dump it in a blender if you're using canned chickpeas, that hardly takes an hour especially if you've made it a few times and got the hang of it.

[–] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dude you gotta skin the peas one by one it takes fucking hours

[–] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Don't forget you have to de-stone them as well.

[–] FierySpectre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

When not using dried peas (soak and cook) the skins float to the surface automatically.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like it better with freshly cooked chickpeas

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I assumed your op was sarcastic/negative tone, but I'm realizing maybe you saw the quality and care this particular hummus took to make and were being genuine.

These results look like they taste amazing. But a can of chickpeas for homemade hummus lunch is a really nice lunch too. I think culture needs to shift from recipes and "right" way to do things and start learning how to cook as a general life skill again. Food is expensive now but do we really feed and shop for ourselves like it is?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Dried chickpeas are cheaper than canned ...

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 points 2 months ago

It might be a 3 hour process, but you can get that down to 3 2 minute tasks and 1 ten minute one. And that's going from dried beans to cleaning up behind yourself... It's really very easy to make

[–] 5715@feddit.org 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Chickpea dictatorship.

A day without chickpea consumption will be punished.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 months ago

being allergic to chickpeas is a choice

SEND HIM TO THE RE-EDUCATION CAMP

[–] 5715@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

Aye dame, baba ganoush it is then

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Based all around

[–] bownage@beehaw.org 12 points 2 months ago

That hummus looks delicious 👌👌

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 months ago

Hey, I know this plate! This is an IKEA plate.

[–] TGhost@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Lefty non sense 😂😂