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beloved landlord

murdered over rent

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[–] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 115 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

okay which one of you wrote this bit? step forward

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd claim this for Lemmygrad but this one was obviously written by a Hexbear

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't we say it was communal use of he lathe

[–] buh@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago
[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

that's how you know they deserved it

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Featuring: halal grocery

[–] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Tit hair salon

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 98 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ice cold take: if you got murdered over rent, you were not beloved.

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago

it's possible they got murdered by a rival landlord for not using the regional price fixing software

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 2 months ago

yea lol, its a really simple concept

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 73 points 2 months ago
[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago

"Mourns" them with a block party attended by every single one of their tenants.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This puts a smile on my face considering my current circumstances. I needed this. Thanks.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 58 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hexbear celebrates loss of hated landlord allegedly murdered over rent.

crab-party hexcrab-party sicko-jammin

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Make landlords afraid again

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago
[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago
[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago

Love a good news day packwatch

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago

White Center mourns beloved landlord reads like an Onion headline

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

no more half measures walter

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

You joked about Mao John Cena but the ghost of the chairman is alive and well.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

The failure of journalism to capture how deeply funny of a story this is is tragic. They need to push the medium forward.

[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

The world got slightly better

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

Nature is healing bye

[–] D61@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

"allegedly" janet-wink

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A landlord was killed over rent and you’re laughing? This is funny to you?

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

white center LMAOOO

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Raskolnikov did this

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago
[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't this how crime and punishment started

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Iirc crime and punishment started off with him masturbating over how he was an uber mensch who COULD kill and he did it to prove it and stealing her valuables was an afterthought. She was also a pawnbroker not a landlord. Well probably both but pawnbroker was how i remember her relationship to Raskolnikov

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, HEXBEAR, I READ A BOOK ONCE

[–] Meh@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

How horrifying. I would never

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago
[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 months ago

They've got the "allegedly" in the wrong place there.

[–] Reemer@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

If you think there’s any conditions that will elicit sympathy for a landlord from me we’re gonna be here awhile