Probably the stupidest thing I’ve seen on Ground News so far. lol
EDGE-IT: God I fucking love all of you.
I love that all of the stuff telling us to vote for her are things like "She exists!" and "She isn't likely to drop dead any time soon!"
This was posted here a couple days ago lmfao They are trying WAY TOO HARD
I love that the past two presidents have been so past their primes that a "health check" is now a thing.
Also lol at the political spectrum thing at the bottom.
Here’s another pic I grabbed from the past few days. These fuckers PAID for this ad
Brat green baybeee!
It'd be really really funny if she died of a random ass heart attack in office and Biden outlives her.
you want me to vote for a president who's probably not gonna die while in office? where's the fun in that?
Of course she's fit all these neoliberal ghouls are obsessed with fitness and being healthy. I'm not shaming anyone who works out, but you're likely to find these types micromanaging their health (because they can afford it) to live long healthy lives eating the poor.
What cracks me up the most is that SHE IS 59. Of course she is healthy and not deteriorating like the other fuckers. Such a fuckin’ non-story lmao
But anything to show KillEmAla in a good light
U N R E M A R K A B L E
Biden's doctor said the same thing about his cognition.
But whatever, she's probably fine.
So did/does trumps
Biden's doctor said the same thing about his cognition.
North Korean doctors diagnosed him with dementia and rabies pretty early 
Some of the least worst (still bad war criminal) presidents were half dead while they did their job JFK, FDR, Grant etc
Lenin and Andropov were chronically unwell, that sucks and history is poorer for their early deaths, but they were still good choices.
You know, I don’t really get what you’re saying. I’m kinda lost. But at the same time, I agree. Fucking power to you, homie. ✊🏼🫡
I’m saying all US presidents are awful. But some of better ones were pretty sick all the time FDR had a paralytic illness (polio or guillain-barre) and cardiac stuff, Grant had various complications of alcoholic liver disease and died out of office of throat cancer (probably related to his alcoholism), JFK had Addison diseases and his spine was Swiss cheese with fractures as a result.
Lenin was Lenin, and he had a bunch of complications post being shot that led to his premature death. Andropov was less shit than Gorbachev and the fall of the USSR might have been different or softened by him at the helm but he died of kidney disease.
Like this is ableist shit, the best leader isn’t the healthiest as long as the succession is safe if they croak.
Ahhh I get you. Sorry if I came off as snarky or rude, I’ve just been in a really jovial ‘I-don’t-give-a-fuck’ attitude tonight. Again, sorry.
But answer me this: are you implying that Kamala will be absolutely awful because of this ‘fitness’ report?
Because I do agree, she’ll be awful lmfao
I don't think it's exactly what he's getting at. He's mostly saying that even though someone can be ill, it doesn't make them incapable of leading a country.
Either way, I agree. I just think this media posturing of “KillEmAla is actually REALLY healthy” is a bit… desperate, ya know?
Oh yeah 100%
I'm saying she'll be awful regardless of whether she is an Olympic athlete or chronically unwell for reasons outside of her health.
Absolutely agree with you. I just posted it because the desperation is PALPABLE. lol
her physical was deemed "unremarkable?" no good. I'm a single issue voter, and that issue, is, X-men mutant president.
“Electrolytes… It’s what plants crave!”
They call it "ground news" because it has been through a meat grinder, right? 
No they call it GROUND news because it’s BASED AS FUCK 😤😤
Okay but let's see her drug screening and urine samples.
What do you think is showing up? Meth or Coke? Weed or Benzos?
If she turns up hot on LSD I might have to change my vote.
Probably ambien, Xanax, and some Adderall to level her out. Basically nothing cool.
My “kamala is fit” shirt etc
tbf she’s been guaranteed to be the healthiest president since 2017 but now I’m wondering if she’s secretly got multiple sclerosis or whatever kept Paul Wellstone from running in 2000
Ala Trump: The best results we’ve ever seen, nobody has ever gotten such great results.
I won't be convinced until she runs a marathon.
run for your ambitions, pig!!!!
I wish Michael Parenti were still writing so we could get him to analyse Ground News
I bet she doesn't even have a vo2 max above 50
You s e x i s t, a s s h o l e.
Are you actually trying to apply male cardiothetics to women? Bro. smgdmfhrnyceb
What is that AI thing at the bottom? Is the AI determining... the political lean of the information sources?
No it looks like it writes the bullet points. The political lean is predetermined for each outlet reporting on it.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
They do this every time. More dumb pageantry we have to see every four years.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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