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[-] IceWallowCum@hexbear.net 54 points 11 months ago

China's war on western civilization

Picture of 9/11

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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago

kinda reminds me of the latest season of CIA Jim from The Office / Jerk Ryan. one of the common tropes in the Jack Ryan Extended Universe is taking all of America's enemies and, for the purposes of the story conflict, joining them together in a shadowy cabal, whose very existence confounds the typical intelligence analyst that can't see the forest for the trees. enter Jerk Ryan: massive brain haver.

so Season 3 has the CIA Good Guy worried about "convergence", which is this in-universe theoretical big brain NatSec concept to describe when corrupt intelligence community members lend themselves to The Global Terrorist Network (political violence/extremism) and the Major Drug Trafficking Organization (unlimited cash money) to challenge the Good Countries (Burgerland and Friends). however, what makes this concept in the show distinct from how this actually happens repeatedly in history to further the goals of US interests until it blows back on US civilians, in the show it's as though all of these groups never had anything to do with each other, were not networked together in their development and have only very recently independently found each other. and that they were always bad guys and weren't created by america.

it makes it much simpler when the imperial project can conflate every moment and place of resistance as part of the same distinctly un-american Big Bad.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago

all of America's enemies and ... joining them together in a shadowy cabal

sicko-wistful

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago
[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

100%. it's that level of childish simplicity.

also, damn do i miss dumb slapstick in movies. i was watching some keystone cops clips (because i was explaining it as a reference) the other day, and it's still funny after like 100 years: cops being a gang of cowardly, violent clods falling all over themselves causing mayhem wherever they go.

and somehow more radical and honest than media today.

[-] daisy@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Keystone cops movies were one reason why the Hays code was rabidly pro-cop.

[-] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

The Weird Al Yankovic movie fills that humor niche.

[-] DanComrd@hexbear.net 46 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I expected nothing less from the Bri*ish Telenazis

Edit: That is their actual sstwitter logo

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

extremely sus considering they use blue on their own site.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago

Cheap goods = opium

China = British empire

British empire = Chinese

The British are the new Chinese confirmed

[-] facow@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

Britian getting ready to enter its century of humiliation

[-] Grimble@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Literally tho, thats the future for at least them and North America coming soon

[-] Judge_Juche@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

Looking forward to the future Chinese punative expedition that burns down Buckingham Palace

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago
[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago

Terrorists, exalting their murderous deeds, raged against the infidel in the open air. The movement had standout villains, most notably Osama Bin Laden, a Saudi millionaire who seemed pathologically obsessed with Whitney Houston and yet so despised American consumerism that he refused to use a fridge.

jesse-wtf

In recent decades it has bought into strategic infrastructure in industry and energy, from Heathrow Airport to Hinkley Point. Beijing has also effectively co-opted large parts of British academia, much of which is now financially reliant on Chinese donations and students. And there are suspicions that it has extended its tentacles into the heart of our democracy, with alleged spies in Parliament.

Can't believe we outsourced and sold off our country and now other people own it. Now let me just turn off this James Bond Marathon running on the BBC and express shock at another country spying.

What started out as a naivety about the price of Chinese money has ossified into a maniacal defiance; the attitude at the top of the Government seems to be that Britain is in too deep to row back. The Foreign Secretary, James Cleverly, recently visited Beijing, and has boasted about securing £600 million of licences to launch fund management companies there. At the same time, he lectures the British media that disengaging with China is not “credible”.

Lolz. Lmao, even.

From the country which strived to be America’s most loyal partner in the War on Terror, such defeatism is quite something.

You can't make this shit up.

As China proved at the beginning of the Covid pandemic, authoritarian states can formidably crush certain threats. But, ultimately, humanity has not survived and progressed over hundreds of thousands of years because of its ability to anticipate every risk around the corner. We are not prey animals with eyes on the sides of our heads; we are large-brained, autonomous languaging beings who thrive in collaborative, creative communities that can tolerate a level of novelty and heretical thinking.

jesse-wtf

What our elites, who are so lacking in both imaginative range and intellectual depth, have failed to comprehend is that a Beijing-dominated world, defined by a yearning for certainty rather than a striving for freedom, will be a dead end for human progress. It would be a world both claustrophobic and stagnant.

Oi! Its shit. Its supposed to be shit. An' if you don like it dere's da door.

Whether our confidence and the self-knowledge required to prevent such a future lies buried somewhere, or has been traded away in one too many grubby business deals, is up for debate. What is clear is that we are running out of time to remember what we stand for.

loser

[-] ThisMachineKillsFascists@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

But, ultimately, humanity has not survived and progressed over hundreds of thousands of years because of its ability to anticipate every risk around the corner.

Literally, that's how we survived and progressed. By building a house to keep the wolves out lmao.

Whether our confidence and the self-knowledge required to prevent such a future lies buried somewhere, or has been traded away in one too many grubby business deals, is up for debate. What is clear is that we are running out of time to remember what we stand for.

What you stand for is a sysem of free trade that allows grubby business deals.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

i'm a british journalist and i friggin hate "elites"

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

political elites

As compared to the rugged plucky scrappy outsiders known as MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX CORPORATIONS THAT HUNGER FOR WAR MONEY. hypersus

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

Scrappy outsiders, The Telegraph, speaking truth to power.

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

Western civilization was never that great to begin with tbh

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 11 months ago

Western "civilization" was never even civilized.

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

they always make it out to be way more impressive than it actually is, too. Shit gave us Council Bluffs, Iowa? Big whoop

[-] pillow@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

using the word manichean to describe the war on terror is breathtaking

[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

Fanon is spinning in his grave fast enough to power cities.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

That's how this same class of bloodthirsty ghouls described it at the time. Just baying for a 1000 year empire to crush the orcish races.

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

A second China has just hit the towers.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago
[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

China is waging an unrelenting war against Western civilization by checks notes manufacturing all their shit for them loooooooooooool

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I’ll teach you basic economics for free, tankie, since you people want everything for free

Free market 101:

  1. Demand communist enemy become more capitalist
  2. Communist enemy becomes more capitalist
  3. Export your domestic labor to communist enemy
  4. Enjoy cheap manufactured goods
  5. Citizens become angry because they lose their jobs
  6. Blame the communist enemy for being devious, asiatic, and scrupulous to flame nationalism
  7. Die
  8. Failsons take over and become genuinely confused as to why China dominates manufacturing
  9. Failsons start a nuclear war
[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

It's not faaaaaair! They know that if they give us what we want a low price we'll become lazy and indolent as a society. They can't just use that against us!

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

This on the same day a CPC spokesman absolutely dismantled Britain on British TV is pretty funny. Maybe they were just that mad about being owned.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

Can we get an emoji of this now?

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

"They forgot to put vinegar on my chips. This is my personal 9/11."

[-] Mehrunes_Laser@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

What emotion is that face expressing?

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago
[-] star_wraith@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

Reading her brief bio, she’s not even some natsec ghoul with like a PhD in “International Relations” and time in a think tank. Literally just a random person who has been given a platform so her opinions seem important.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

And looking at her profile pic, there's something uncanny... her eyes feel vacant. Which bears out in her writing.

[-] ThisMachineKillsFascists@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

Lead poisoning stare

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

Can confirm, i'm a journalologist and this journalist is definitely having a journalism.

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago
[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

She has that horrifying "babe in Christ" zeal in her eyes doesn't she?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

we are large-brained, autonomous languaging beings who thrive in collaborative, creative communities that can tolerate a level of novelty and heretical thinking.

doubt

pronouns frothingfash maybe-later-kiddo

[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

If you think about it in a very certain way, China was a landlord to the British with the renting of Hong Kong therefore you need to side with the British as renters.

A very very very very certain way that ignores everything else but that single “fact”

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

China’s nefarious plot to destroy Britain by sitting back and watching it self-destruct

[-] IceWallowCum@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Their fundamentalism boiled down to a total rejection of Western civilisation, and in particular its idea of freedom anchored in individual liberty and personal autonomy rather than unquestioning submission before God. [About 9/11]

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Liberals consider real life factors in their analysis challenge

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

I wish China was this based

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

that is, the final exhaustion of the great dialectical battle between the forces of freedom and fundamentalism.

This is such an irresponsible bastardization of the master-slave dialectic. Whoever thought it was okay to publish this piece deserves to be paraded through the street and pelted with rotten tomatoes.

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