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Are there any sim-racers here? What do you play?
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I've had people tell me that to my face before.
Fun fact: at the risk of doxxing myself, I can walk today because of the free surgeries I got as an infant from the Shriners. I was born with some pretty fucked up legs, and the Shriners did a lot of work to make them mostly right.
Looks like it's getting absolutely ratioed now. Some great comments in there.
WHO'S KILLING THEM ANTHONY?
TONY, WHO'S KILLING THE JOURNALISTS? WHO'S DOING IT?
what were the tankers doing there, if mexico banned them?
Oh yeah it can't be the mass disabling event that long covid continues to be. It definitely isn't the tech god kings showing their whole ass, revealing themselves to be shallow empty husks. It absolutely can't be the mask of capital slipping down to reveal the rictus grin of death and destruction as it gleefully massacres all that is good. Nah, it must be the Trumpbux™.
Unless you're applying for some kind of job for the government, or a job that requires some kind of license, your resume is entirely on the honor system. I'd say you worked freelance/self employed doing something you're experienced in. If they ask why you're not doing that anymore just say things like "I miss working as part of a team" or "I really just want some stability".
There might be repercussions if you get found out, so bear that in mind. Judge your level of risk vs the size of the lie. I wouldn't lie if you need a license or certificate for the job. I wouldn't lie if they pull tax records/credit reports during the application process. I wouldn't lie if it would be immediately obvious you don't know what you're doing.
Can someone make a "say the line" Simpsons meme but it starts with the "aircraft crashed" then bart says the line "V-22 Osprey", then everyone cheers. I swear these only exist to crash.
Critical support to the fleet of ospreys' protracted war against imperial troops.
Why hasn't someone claimed @comrade_shitmonster yet
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Look at these dope ass lilies
(hexbear.net)
These flashy fuckers are 1.5 meters tall and have these beautiful bright orange flowers on them. The species is "Lilium Lancifolium" or "tiger lilies". The previous owner of our house planted tons of them around the yard and now each year they come back.
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Why is every drawing Ben does somehow weirdly horny? Pete has a pretty flat ass so I'm not sure why he drew him with that dump truck. Unless it's a play on his last name or something.