my partner calls yall "your hexbears". He comes here only to read the news mega so that he can tell me interesting stories he thinks ill like, before I can tell him. He really likes breaking news lol. he also lowkey thinks were larpers when we call each other comrade but he insist its not cringy when I do it (hey! we cant all be from real socialist countries!). he's lying lol. I love him. maybe show her the news mega, she might think youre smart.

1. It's Comrade Hatsune Miku

2. It isn't, join an org

3. Catholic, anyone still doing that at this point should be get a lot of extra scrutiny

My wife invariably asks me "I thought you quit Reddit?" every time she sees me on Hexbear.

So you're all owned.

Why hasn't someone claimed @comrade_shitmonster yet

True.

False.

True.

[borat voice] my wife!

dam she got you idk thats solid

PRNew England's wife post on hexbear

My wife says she feels yours and sends her a hug

divorce.

Plot Twist: Your wife is Comrade Shitmonster.

Comrade Shitmonster is a sweetie pie who has never done anything wrong.

biden + hair + sniffing + videos