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[-] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 6 points 18 hours ago

Pressurized Ice

[-] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 19 hours ago

Basically every rap pre-Wu Tang was like "well my name is jim and i'm here to say, i don't support anyone who's gay!" Exceptions are EPMD and Eric B and Rakim.

[-] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

The white MC Hammer.

[-] goddard@lemm.ee 3 points 18 hours ago

Ice is a legend.

[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago

Ah 1990, the year rap was invented, yes

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 80 points 1 day ago

"See, their song goes 'ding-ding-ding da-da ding-ding/ding-ding-ding da-da ding-ding', and mine goes 'ding-ding-ding da-da ding-ding/DING-ding-ding-ding da-da ding-ding'. It's totally different."

— Vanilla Ice, comparing Queen's "Under Pressure" to his song "Ice Ice Baby"

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

I wanna see a double blind study on what percentage of people can accurately distinguish between ice ice baby and under pressure in the first few seconds.

[-] booly@sh.itjust.works 7 points 20 hours ago

Are they working alone, or do you envision groups who can stop, collaborate, and listen?

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

They only stop when it is time for the hammer. ✋️🔨⏰️.

[-] don@lemm.ee 4 points 19 hours ago

Can’t touch this, because I’m too legit to quit.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Invents what???????

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 67 points 2 days ago

I tried to get into his music, but then he told me to stop and I did.

[-] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 hours ago

Forget everything you know about slipcovers!

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago

"Alright now stop, colla-"

"Okay!"

[-] banazir@lemmy.ml 63 points 2 days ago

He didn't leave, he just went on to invent metal.

[-] Dippy@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Guys like Bob Vila walk the path Ice paved.

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Red Green salted the Iced path, at least he's handy.

[-] banazir@lemmy.ml 1 points 19 hours ago

Is there anything this wunderkind can't invent‽

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Everyone knows Nickelback was the true creator of metal music.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Pretty sure Mmm Bop is credited with inventing scat music, which eventually caught on in jazz a bit.

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Hmm... you might be onto something!

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Get sued by David Bowie and leaves

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago

There was a problem and, yo, he solved it

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Before he left, he turned out the lights and glowed

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 17 hours ago

I heard he made a line of surfing products, starting with Chump Wax.

[-] krakenfury@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 2 days ago

Genius fusion of ice to babies

[-] Omgarm@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Using his own completely unique music/melody as well. A true visionary.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Tbf plenty of rap was sampled at that time.

[-] ChillPill@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Uncle Vanny was Vanilla Ice this whole time?!

[-] DampSquid@feddit.uk 19 points 1 day ago

Stop, collaborate and leave

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

And never seemed to be under pressure to return

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No. No. He wasn't under pressure, he was under pressure. Totally different.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 15 points 2 days ago
[-] And009@reddthat.com 32 points 1 day ago

Multiverse Eminem

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

chocolate rain

[-] felsiq@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago

I don’t recognize him either, but from the references in the other comments I’m assuming it’s vanilla ice

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I've self diagnosed with face blindness, but I tentatively recognized his hair lift.

The references confirmed it.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

it's magneto

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[-] lefixxx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The inventor of rap apparently

[-] witty_username@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago
[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

He's pushing Street Fighter 2 Guyle energy

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago
[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Too cold and plain

[-] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Probably realized his mistake

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