Great whites are just like running backs or a slow AF freight train, tigers are twitchy like that meth head at the petrol station, bull sharks are actually bullies, makos are a bullet train with teeth and something to prove, hammerheads are just plain graceful.

Coolest shark is definitely a hammerhead, I'll vote for the Great HH.

[edit 2nd coolest sharks are Nurse Sharks because you can wade / sit in the water and they come up like dogs.

Well it hasn't been hammer time since the 90s

Does anyone else think hammerhead sharks have been... maybe a little too quiet?

What about the hammerhead shark guys who looked like bebop and rocksteady?

Am I imagining them?

"They called him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning..." But Hammerhead is a baddie and sharks aren't supposed to be baddies any more. Sharks are friends, not threats. So Hammerhead slipped quietly into the distance to await his time of glory, when one day he will return to rule the Ocean with an iron ~~fist~~ head.

Incidentally, dolphins have had a troubled role-reversal in the fashion of popular opinion too. They were friends! Companions! Even amusements for a while, before everyone agreed they should be free. Now they are wanton rapists and bullies. Shed a tear for the poor, maligned dolphin, carrying the disgrace of his ill-behaved friends and relations. All Dolphins Are Not Bad.

One day the Bottlenose and the Hammerhead will return as friends, splendorous and loved. But will they find the World worthy of their love? Or will they leave, with a parting farewell, and a thanks for all the fish.

They drastically reduced their PR budget in the 90's and 00's and it shows.

Don’t you blaspheme in here! Hammerheads are right in there at the top!!

Mako #1, obvs. But that’s cool.

I watched the OG Jurassic Park the other weekend, and realized I haven't thought about a triceratops in probably a decade at least.

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Just here to remind you of the dwarf lantern shark and its happy to see you face.

Street sharks about due for a resurgence

same with the Iditarod. As a kid, I was led to believe this was the biggest sporting event on Earth besides the Olympics. Now nobody even talks about it

I was at the beach in Florida in August and some dude caught a baby one while fishing off the beach lol. Kinda upset he held it out for so long bragging but they did toss it back

Hammerheads were the coolest shark in the shawl

Ah they meant ranking. I thought they were going to say something about the hammerheads looking like that because they hit the ground face first.

Once in a while you just need to...stop...hammer time!

No love for the goblin shark? They're even weirder looking than the hammerhead!

I'm on the blinded by copepods, 500 year old, Greenland Shark Team.