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Naturally they're hooked for life and will never leave or reproduce or bother anyone again. It'll be a full VR system that lets them live in 1952 where white men are in charge and the women are sex appeal.

It's much more humane than y'know fash-bash

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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 months ago

I'm a firm believer in reeducation.

No matter how long it takes.

😊

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

That too, hey you know what, we can sneak in some coded commie stuff in their slop.

[-] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 2 months ago

I always figured this was a very effective way to deal with the wealthy who would scream about appropriation in the early phases of a social realignment.

They've done experimental communities for dementia patients set up to look like normal towns, but the shopkeepers are all staff, and the busses loop back at the end of the run, so there's the tools to constantly monitor the patients and make sure they don't wander away, while they feel like they have the dignity of independent living instead of an obvious rest home.

Do the same, but also make sure they're on a captive network where they can pull up fibbed bank and brokerage statistics that tell them everything went up 15% per year, and staged broadcasts that says everyone is properly turning to face Wall Street and pray to the Line eight times a day. They'd never need to realize their assets had been nationalized years ago, they just think it's permanent springtime in Jackson Hole or whatever.

After things take over, and they no longer hold influence or aspirational leverage, you release them back into general population. "Sorry, Elon, those numbers were faked, here's 200 roubles and your assignment in the cobalt mines."

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Only if we get a livestream of it and get to see what their politicosexual pathologies were all about

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

angry-place

No only cock cages and hitachis. Maybe a vibrating analplug. If they're good.

[-] ComradeOohAah@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I'm still working on it. Geez. Have some patience.

[-] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

We could harvest their body heat for energy ala the Matrix.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

So Don’t Worry Darling but instead of trapping successful women in the simulation it’s trapping reactionary crackkkers.

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago
  • get a buncha chuds
  • put them in a desert
  • give them a map to the communal living areas, with "leftist town" marked several miles over
  • said "leftist town" is also full of chuds
  • those chuds get the same map in reverse
  • everyone is armed
[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I propose we build a dome around Texas and make it a conservation area. We then convince them they won the culture war, and they can treat the dome like the firmament to reinforce their Christian values.

Considering the size of Texas, you can also fit replicas of all the states within the dome.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Okey...

Though i-think-that it'd be at least funny if there was 2 chuds fighting each other a la Kenny vs Spenny, in one game of the VR system, with random NON-KILLING contests

Why this game? Listen to the intro

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.

Fundamentally a chud way of thinking that is unfulfilling; no reward, just punishment


[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Build the actual matrix, put Andy Taint in it first, just for fun.

[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 months ago

i think we should just send them all to mars and let them try their best

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

So re-runs of Manswers?

[-] Vampire@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

woah babes AND boobies!!??

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