What. Charcoal grills are just metal boxes you put burning stuff in, it's not like there's a flow of gas from a tank to be regulated or any sort of control to it, it's just lumps of carbon that are on fire.

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Yoo what if they meant the charcoal had WiFi in it?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

the wifi is critical for connecting your burgers' datamodeling to azure services and getting multivariate analytics on global burger output, regional cheese differentials, and go-to-market scenarios that will tee up deliverables ahead of the curve.

getting realtime feedback on all your key burger characteristics for a user demand driven production experience will enhance your operational efficiency through a strategic optimization of production framework. Nothing satisfies hunger like benchmarking cloud-ready synergies.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In this house we follow a strict data-driven burger paradigm

[–] blame@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

i need to see the p90 of burg temperature

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

BaaS

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

You speak their language well. Were you forced to work amongst them?

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is how many burgers it can cook on average before bricking.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We just hit 51 burgers!

She's losing wifi SHE'S GONNA BRICK!!

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

we lost her. we LOSTT HEEERRRRR. agony-shivering

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Burger Count looking for his Hot Dog Countess

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

love a fucking wifi enabled grill lmao. love to be terminally-online while grillman

Death to America

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

It's got charcoal support? Damn

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

My potato count is higher than my burger count

kitty-cri-potato

[–] goose@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How many burgers can you grill in your mind at once? That’s your burgerscore

[–] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Rotating a beef patty in my mind rn

centrist

[–] courier8377@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Do I count the pre-existing burger tulpa I keep for when I'm hungry

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Wifi aside, does that mean it can fit 51 burger patties? Who's actually smoked burgers before? Does it taste good?

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I fucking hate how every appliance has to connect to the wifi now. It's a fucking grill! It grills burgers! I don't want to try to grill a burger only for the bloody thing to brick itself because of a bad firmware update!