This is according to former KGB spy Yuri Shvets who defected to the US in 1993.

What this says to me is, former spy whose knowledge of the Russian security state became outdated decades ago is desperately spewing bullshit in order to create the illusion they’re still useful.

it was past 4 PM, I was sick, oh and the Russians microwaved me

Biden has Havana Syndrome is just a fucking amazing way to spin this, oh my god i'm so happy

Yeah, I've got Havana syndrome

Havana hard time drawing a clock

You have to be in the Havana district of Cuba to get Havana syndrome, otherwise its sparkling brainworms

The Russians have developed a dementia cannon

Beamis

I knew they were going to find a way to blame Genocide Joe's dementia on Russia.

Havana couple of beers 🍻

I feel like maybe these people don't really get Occam's razor...

"The simplest explanation is the best! And what could be simpler than just blaming everything on Havana Syndrome?"

Did the US ever even claim to find any evidence of the Havana syndrome being caused by energy weapons? Like, they closely investigated for over the decade while it was apparently going on. The technology to detect EM waves from long wave radio all the way up to gamma rays has existed for a long time and isn't anything novel at this point as far as I know. And while there are ways of making signals hard to detect, they pretty much all require the received energy to be somewhat similar to the backgrouond noise level and preferably quite a lot lower. Instead, a directed energy weapon would have be irradiating the receiver with quite a bit of power unless the Cuban/Soviet forces found some special signal that can disrupt brain activity. And even then, if it follows a specific pattern, then the odds of detecting it would go up a hell of a lot.

every time they hit him with another zap, he says, "THE IDEA"

RFK Jr. shot worm energy into Biden's brain and scrambled him.

LIGHT

THE

BEAM

See the turtle, ain't he keen? All things serve the fucking Beam

Biden never worked as a CIA contractor in Cuba, this is stolen valor!

X-Files, season 6 episode 2 - Drive. ELF antennas for Trident Sub communications causes people's heads to explode. This is the source of Havana derangement syndrome.

Sorry I forgot your birthday again. Those Havana beams are all over the place lately.

Yeah he's got Havana Syndrome, at all times he's mentally back to "havana" cone of rum raisin down by the nickelodeon

the russians said they were taking biden to get iced cream and then they dropped him off at the beach that makes you old :(

i;m thinkin bout thos beams